McDonald's makes the best McRib out of any place I've been to.

Did anyone else think that Monologue was really weak? Four whole minutes of animal jokes? I like Louis, I even liked his newest special, but this material just seemed really broad and all over the place.

Thank you, you just expertly explained everything I've been struggling to articulate. I'm glad that you were able to parse my meaning and get to some other things which I wanted to address. Defending Donald fucking Trump is not a position I relish being in but there was just so much dishonesty around this that I felt…

I'm not being disingenuous or trying to start something here, I just always get really confused when I see some liberals reaction to this leaked tape. And if I say something offensive here, I'd like someone to point it out so that I can learn from it but here's how it breaks down for me:

I think everyone is in agreement that visually Kubo is spectacular. I'm just not so sure about the storytelling. I think it starts off very promising and the setpiece on the ocean is pretty good but it never really gives you the emotional payoff you're expecting. The tone seemed confused, wavering between a Sunday…

No way was that a better movie than Zootopia.

Nucky from Boardwalk Empire

I didn't really get Kevin at first.
But then I think like halfway through the first season it dawned on me: He's socially awkward!
I think that's sort of an interesting subversion for a lead like him. And I love that he's constantly sweating throughout all of season two, not like in a sexual way or anything, I just…

Sam Malone from Cheers. Kenny Powers from Eastbound & Down.

I love that you said Pete Campbell.

If they spend the whole season in Italy this show will have my full respect. I hate it when a show will end a season on a cliff hanger and upend the status quo only to then spend an episode or two with these new developments and have our character go "Oops. Didn't wanna do that. Reset." It usually feels like cheating…

Triangle>Timecrimes any day. I think I just fundamentally could not buy what happens in Timecrimes.

I think somebody finally spilled the beans and sat Jeremy Renner down and was like
"Jeremy Renner, you're not an action star. Stop trying to be an action star. Be a leading man in a drama. Be a character actor. But no action. No action, Jeremy."

Oh, so when a woman verbally abuses a man and that guy socks her in the face I guess they should face equal punishment. Just as bad, right? I get it, people can minimize verbal abuse and you wanted to address that but "just as bad" is a very sloppy way of putting it.

1. Hallelujah Money
2. Ascension

This exchange might be the funniest thing I've heard all year:
"The real Helen Keller actually was like burned really badly when she tried to answer the iron."
"Why would she answer? She can't hear it."
"Uh huh."
"She can't talk into it. And who's calling her? And wouldn't she know long before it reached her face that…

It can be two things.

Ok, I'll give it another shot eventually. I think Kane worked for me because you're basically focusing on one characters journey. And even though he's unlikable, he remains fascinating throughout. There's these great moments like his obsession with his wife's doomed singing career which clue us in to so much about the…

Yeah, you're right. Silly me, I hardly even know what film making is! Nevermind good film making. Is it Batman v. Superman? Is it Suicide Squad? Beats me! I'm just gonna scurry away to play with my legos and video games so that the grown ups can talk now.

I couldn't stand this movie when I watched it in class. Citizen Kane, which a lot of people call boring, was surprisingly accessible and entertaining. Ambersons felt like homework. But I don't blame the film, I'm sure its as wonderful as everyone says. The disconnect is clearly on me and my lack of familiarity with…