You wrote a song with the line "Hip hop marmalade spic and span" in it. You don't get to make decisions for anybody.

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus He is difficult to work with.  So were Roseanne and Brett Butler.  Those two even more so.  Roseanne's shit was put up with for nine seasons.  Brett's shit was put up with until her drug addiction go to be too great and I'm guessing they had issues with insurance.

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus He is difficult to work with.  So were Roseanne and Brett Butler.  Those two even more so.  Roseanne's shit was put up with for nine seasons.  Brett's shit was put up with until her drug addiction go to be too great and I'm guessing they had issues with insurance.

@avclub-ea098057cb0d1379deaf8c1cf4a1fe3b:disqus 
Seinfeld was a joint vision of Jerry and Larry.  There was still 50% of the DNA there after Larry David left.
Mad Men - Matthew Weiner rewrites every script that makes it to air.  The first writer gets the credit, but nothing gets through without his absolute say so.  He…

@avclub-ea098057cb0d1379deaf8c1cf4a1fe3b:disqus 
Seinfeld was a joint vision of Jerry and Larry.  There was still 50% of the DNA there after Larry David left.
Mad Men - Matthew Weiner rewrites every script that makes it to air.  The first writer gets the credit, but nothing gets through without his absolute say so.  He…

I live in Bakersfield and loved that show.  We had to postpone marching band practice so they could shoot on our football field.  And so that the marching band could extricate themselves from the hooks the football team had hung them on.

I live in Bakersfield and loved that show.  We had to postpone marching band practice so they could shoot on our football field.  And so that the marching band could extricate themselves from the hooks the football team had hung them on.

Cruel.  Cruelcruelcruel.

Cruel.  Cruelcruelcruel.

I would like for Ashley Williams to be perpetually available for my pants.

Robin is Claire, Lily is Allison, Ted is Brian, Barney is Bender, and Marshall stays Andy.

FAPPING CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

I guess I can finally forgive him for stealing my girly like he stole my bike.

Oh, hey, Wes Bentley is going to be able to make rent this month.

You need to get out of there.  Usually remaining friends at this stage is only so one party can use the other to boost their ego while they go out looking for new people, or as insurance that they won't have to spend the night alone if they don't feel like it.  With you using this to try to get back together, it's not…

You can't be in each other's lives.  At least not yet.  You have to get out of there.

@avclub-8960b60364cfbb5ea071c2507704fb2a:disqus About ten rows back on the house left side of the center section.  He was the third seat in, she was fourth.  I was second and my girlfriend was sitting on the aisle.  At intermission I told her what was going on.  They didn't come back for the second half.  apparently…

I watched a screening of Lawrence of Arabia at the Aero in Santa Monica and a guy next to me got a handjob during the first half.  If I had any balls, I would have leaned in and said, "I got next."

@avclub-c7684d43035cba8fe351d14a41209dc5:disqus …standing in front of a boy, asking him if these are the droids I'm looking for.

He's dead?  My coffee cup is worth MILLIONS!