Three times zero is still zero.

You should return your computer.  It seems to not have a working shift key.

Armond White.  He said that A.I. is the best film ever made.  I think that was before he saw Deuce Bigalow 2: European Gigolo.

Crash and burn, all the drapes explode tonight.

From her Wikipedia:  "Lizzy said she saw a toy piano that made what she called a 'sparkly jewelry box sound' and said she wanted to use it for her album, but Kahne said she couldn't since it was already on McCartney's. When she made a face, McCartney tried to comfort her."

That song sucks too.  Only two lines in it rhymed.

This episode of HIMYM had heart.  But Football In The Groin had a football in the groin.

Mark Webber is also in the Allison Brie movie?  Is he looking for something to fall back on after his F1 career ends?

You're the man now, Dog.

I refute your hypothesis with 12 Monkeys and Brazil.

I always look at that shot and think "Some poor fucks had to carry two clawfoot tubs and a shitload of water to a fucking cliff in Half Moon Bay because some dipshit ad exec thought sitting in a bowl of your own filth out in public was sexy."  I hope that happened in overtime.

Out of Sight.  No question about it.  My favorite movies are Lawrence of Arabia and Out of Sight.  Fun fact:  They were both edited by the same person:  Anne Coates.

I was cool with that movie until the line about Clooney coming to terms with the fact that he "remembered her wrong."  That line floored me.

It was Brett Ratner's dream to run on the field during a baseball game, and he did it last year.  Remember?

I was looking for this joke.

Just let it go, William.  It was really nothing.

The longer I sat in the pub, and the drunker I got, I my nodding would have been less and less polite.  Once, while drunk, I ended a conversation by telling someone I was vastly smarter than them, and therefore my opinion had more merit.  I'm a happy, arrogant drunk, I guess.

Stop.  I think I've heard this one before.

My roommate in my first year of college's favorite movie was Casper.  I didn't hang out with him.

I'ma hang out outside your place and the next time you're getting down with a lady, I'm yelling "EXPELLIARMUS" at your wang.