If I don’t put my underwear back on after sex I can’t sleep for the... moistness.

I always sleep naked. Sure, the mattress store complained, but I’m the one buying the damn thing! The customer is always right.

Can you just rename The Concourse “ReGawk” and be done with it? I mean, I genuinely enjoy in-depth stories that have little or nothing to do with sports, scathing social commentaries, and brutal political takedowns. But this tabloid shit... Did Deadspin draw the short straw?

As a penis owner, I fail to understand how one can actually pleasure oneself using a piece of cheap old corroded metal covered in road grime and carbon deposits without reducing one’s gentleman sausage to a lacerated, profusely bleeding mess. While maintaining an erection.

It’s those deceptive ferrari lines! They’re so smooth. So seductive. You just want to rub your benz on them.

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

Old Man Yells at Chair

But what are the athletes going to have their mandatory every 4-year orgy fuck party in now if not the Olympic Village?

Being a smart ass? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

Aussies using toilets? They normally just use the kitchen sink with the better educated taking the time to remove the dishes first.

:(

“Better than expected”

A wildly inappropriate Celubrayshon appeared!

Which is probably three times as long as most AAA games people pay at least $60 for. My biggest fear is that those types of games become more scarce and traditional game companies flock to casual games because of the lower overhead (compared to years of R&D for AAA title) and the long payoff.

Don’t forget that it also has a good dash of competitiveness in it, which enhances the social aspects. Here’s a quick and accurate graphic on the characteristics of the three teams:

Abs Crunchum.