I have one of these, but a lot tamer and about anthropomorphic animals. Made from sheets of A4 folded at the centre, stapled and photocopied in black and white, even the author has signed what few copies she produced. So rare that I can’t find anything about the comic or author online.

Please see to it that you do. We at the literal police hq are deeply, in the figurative sense only and not by any standard measures of depth, concerned.

I hope Thanos, that lethargic gem collector, holds the world at ransom and makes the human population invade Avengers tower to get Vision’s gem knowing The Vision is too righteous to attack any innocent people, the Defenders arrive just in time to help defend it. Meanwhile all the avengers are scattered, globally,…

I saw that movie and remember nothing from it, except maybe that the creases on the sides of Kate’s mouth were very prominent and made her look 10 yrs older. Sloppy makeup! But yeah the last film lacked that gothicy feel with a generic city setting and some straight to DVD action and set pieces.

Ahhhhhh! Thank you thank you thank you. Now I get it.

who needs safety when you can enjoy the warm tickle of tiny glass fibres floating through the air and gently embedding themselves in your lungs?

Hey, I know sound ignorant but when people say batman and superman are like crazy Steve and super Jesus, who is the Steve they’re referring to?

The Underworld movies have gotten so lousy, but Kate Beckinsale has such a perfect face that caveman portion of my brain can't help but WANT to see it. I know, it's pathetic, but she pretty!

If it collects... we can kill it.

*sticks the tip of his finger under his eyelid*

Ryan Lochte IS the idiot on the field.

The Avengers theme, by Silvestri, IS memorable!! It's the ONLY memorable movie track since Harry Potter.

Look at that disproportionately large skull made from what appears to be the plastic of melted down clothes store security tags. Typical of Agents of SHIELD.

Anybody see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back, with the giant DANCER thingies?

Symbiotes'll do that to ya.

Not working? Simply blow it and it works again!! That's magic.

Sansa sucks! Her character is annoying and she gets called badass because the butthurt that like to victimise her are the ones desperate to feed their denial that she's, quite frankly, an idiot.

Jurassic War, Jurassic Wrath, Jurassic Resurgence, Jurassic Retribution, Jurassic Revenge, Jurassic Justice.

Chiropractors aren’t sympathetic to trash:

Verbally? The Samsung Galaxy 7 is now the preferred phone of choice for Terrorists the world over. Verbally ain’t gonna do nothin! I once had this guy using 4G internet on his phone during take-off. Now, I don’t know the exact effect a phone has on disrupting navigation equipment, but I’m happy to switch mine off for…