Divergent: The Divergening

“wha-... huh? TV?! no. Nawww, man. I just... weed.”

“RAH RAH RAH!!! BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT!!! MARVEL 4 KIDS DURR HURR!”

or this one:

Apparently the Flash Suit is made of space shuttle material so it doesn’t burn up at high velocities. Which means Barry stole it. Which means Barry’s a thief. Which means that only leaves rapist, terrorist and school shooter as roles for the other three Justice League Members. Methinks Aquaman’s brown skin and beard…

It’s not legit unless those Eggos were stolen from that store.

When you realise you’ve joined the DCEU

You should see what he does when he retires:

Some post-Thanos ideas:

Russos: Ok, Josh, we’re gonna have you come in to do some mocap.

Back then I thought an Avengers movie with 6 core members was too much. Oh how naive.

Ever been so friendzoned you killed half the universe?

Quite the opposite for me. I was going for a blood donation and the young nurse looking over my questionaire brought up why I ticked that I had been to a party recently and I said I have sexual contact, but not intercourse, at the party instead of the truth, which was the food at the party just gave me bad diarrhea.

I only lie about the exercise. Come on, doc, there's precious io9 articles I need to be clever in the comments section on!

LUKE SMASH!!

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Probably living in Japan or something.