I was eating some chocolate when I read this and unexpectedly burst out laughing and some of the chewed up chocolate went up my nose. Now I have a sweet, chocolatey smelling sting in the back of my nose. Worth it!

Me: I love the Teen Titans! My favourite is Cyborg!!

A-men! Ashley Feinberg is the worst. She came to io9 when Star Wars VII just came out and spoiled the Han Solo death in the comments for some reason. Top comment on one of the io9 articles. Now, how that sociopath is gainfully employed is beyond me.

I really like it. It could’ve gone full Tick, but it went practical and realistic while still paying an obvious homage. I give it 7 thumbs up!

How it feels to wait for something, with much anticipation, only for it to disappoint:

Could be worse. The turned Concourse into Gawker 2.0.

The film tells the story of a father and son who are forced to move to an old cabin in the woods after a devastating tragedy

Rob Lowe had a roast?! I mean even Bieber’s had lots of d-list filler, but Rob Lowe?! Who was at his? McCauley Culkin? Screech? The Dell Guy?

She’s probably the kind of surface-focused SJW that writes “and that would make the world a better place” at the end of every essay.

You were being racist. And now that racism is out there for all the world, at the expense of your self-awareness. You panicked. And now we all have to sit here and watch you have a meltdown. The best defense is a good offense, right? And you are being mighty offensive, initially and in reply. Some people handle damage…

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The teacher should be the wise head in a tube that is Zordon.

To some people, the armor looks the same.

I like Daniel Craig’s bond. I think he’s the best bond. He’s my favourite bond. However, the real question is: Does Daniel Craig’s horrible horrible attitude mean he deserves to be bond? The answer is NO!

Tom Hardy has works with Viola Davis? Who knew!? And yes, Tom Hardy does deserve a best Oscar nom

Noooo! Eleven is good. I'd say that shifty woman that pretends she's social services and kills the diner owner is Rita. Winona Ryder with her hysterical behaviour is Alpha

It's the fucking same. Coraline and Spirited Away are very similar, yet totally, completely, almost entirely different, but this? This is the fucking same!!!

I don’t get it. This IS Tom Hardy, you guys:

She’s good against the putty patrol, but when Rita makes “MY MONSTER GROOOOOOW!” she’s going to need a giant zord with a built in sensory dep chamber to kick kaiju-sized ass.