CM Punk pipe bomb trash again!! If this was real there would’ve been swearing. i haven’t seen wrestling since I was a very young lad and the acting has, famously, become horrid in past years. This is clearly a well-rehearsed piece. PS how CM Punk, with his grown-man-with-an-angsty-teen schtick, became popular is…

It sure is an easy way to get cancer. And given the poor regulations in those types of countries, lead-infested as well.

Getting all the residual Gawker trash huh, Jalopnik?

That actually is Donald Trump. He just spent too long in the tanning bed and now his face is a crispy, peking duck red

Tokyo Dwift?

Your honor, my clients... WANT DAT MUNNNAY, BITCHES!!!!

Let off some steam, guy! oops! Did I just?

Vaporeon is nerfed? WATER you doing, Pokemon GO?!

oh it’s a squat central in a favella, no doubt. An unpoliced, burnt out home where the community gathers to purchase hard drugs on the cheap and do them in little social circles. It’s definitely cut with all kinds of shit to make the supplies last. With what? Probably talc and powdered baby laxative, de-worming powder…

holy fuck that’s not a line of coke, that’s a fucking hiker’s trail that’ll have you sweating, out of breath, and craving trail mix by the end of it.

That boy can’t even afford a shirt, what makes you think he has pocket change for bullets?

Maybe they miss all things trying to kill them, and haven’t yet wondered into the favellas where they’ll kill you for the dried salt on your sweaty pink skin.

Why not all?

This is my favourite episode of Home and Away

As an Australian, I can tell you that the great Australian past time is “Having a Whinge!” Which means Australians like to complain all the time. Especially when they’re pampered pussies like our swim team. Pay them no mind and let them whinge!

“lemme see........ two kangaroos.”

Being like that is a bootable offense!

Jokes on you! Rio doesn’t have functioning, flushing toilets. They shit in the streets and in the ocean.

You’ll just have to settle for the other Hemsworth brother. The non-Liam one.

psst! Kid! Get in the van and I’ll take you to Scyther Central.