In one of six gas bladders!

Funny how nobody said this a year ago. I call bullshit!

“welcome to earth!" *punches all the aliens*

Ah yes. That unintentional plastic stress crack aesthetic.

MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!!!

Who talks to fish these days? Everyone knows you text fish.

If you let me keep the ale bottle, you've got yourself a deal!! Hehe... still got it. *adjusts tie*

I... yes.

It’s Paddington!!

Also, there should be a BIG ASS HOLE

Yeah, and 20% for me for being Bigboote’s manager!

Yes, please!

*sigh* Snyder, just... go fuck off, man!

Superheroines that fly probably shouldn’t wear skirts.

Really, what else has he been in? Sucker Punch? Brides maids? SNL? That 90s dating show? He only plays Don Draper

Them damn ay-lee-yens! Coming to earth and probin’ butts! I tell yer h-what: I reckons they stank too! Should build a wall around earth to keeps ‘em ‘yens out! And we’ll get Matt Damon to pay fer it too since he’s a guddamn ‘yen lover now! Livin on Mars and what not!

Fact!

That or ace centura doing an impression of Hans Gruber when hans was pretending to be a cowardly hostage.

I got into comics very young and fresh off the comics bubble burst of the 90s. To be a comic nerd back then made you weird in the eyes of the general public. When rumors of a George miller justice league started circulating, I was damn excited!!! It was to star nobodies like armie hammer, and I didn’t even know who…

consider the marketing, for a sec, for general viewing audiences. Suicide squad was banking on the Joker, Harley Quinn and Batman appearances to make big draws at the box office. Nobody in the general viewing audience knew who any of the guardians of the galaxy were. If we're to go by box office figures, Marvel did…