The billionaire who spends his nights fighting crime is selfish in bed?

That... or he's really into robin.

Even if Bruce Wayne had a tic tac sized john, lasted shorter than a commercial and farted as he made donkey sounds as he climaxed, he has a 10 figure salary. Most women find that fact, alone, very intoxicating.

It's worse than that. Bricken is a sleeper for Chaos Comics!! The long-thought-defunct Chaps Comics!

All the way to King Mickey. PS Mickey is real, bitches!

Sarcasm level: Over 9000!!! I miss Charlie Jane Anders.

eh! It’s not that impres- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

I wonder what kids will think when they Google: Shocker and find the hand technique where you insert fingers in all he right/wrong places.

That's clever, but not haha funny.

Those were the days. Now it's all sploid compilation videos and crappy gif parties where 80% of the gifs are in the pend zone. Morning Spoilers has become Morning Rumors, and gimmicks like this senior weeks are clearly one big fuck you to all of us.

Haha true, but he’s always with chewy. Solo isnt too annoying sounding, but still pretty silly. I wonder if the wan in obi wan Kenobi is meant to mean anything.

His head didnt come off during a beheading. I’m pretty sure that's a botch.

Go him momoa, you druvk!

Ummmm....

:O gaaaasp! You shut your goddamn mouth, burny!

...in name only because momoa vant act for shit.

Is that the one with the big boobs ghost logo? It just seems so impossible for a human without some mental challenge to have so little discretion. The joke felt like it tried too hard.

I only watch the biggest of big blockbusters in theaters. BvS, Civil War, Suicide Squad and Rogue One. My desire to see lesser movies extends only the width of a coin. Not worth it! Unless, of course, you pay for my ticket.

what the? Is that really in the movie? Anglo/Irish conflicts aren’t the most relatable in today's society.

same here! It was an almost exact copy. And I think Lost World came out the year before so I was still on a dinosaur high to care about bad acting, cheesy dialogue, and a lousy script unfaithful to the source material.