Well, Chris hemsworth was nobody before Thor and that was a huge gamble so it's possible.

Where does one get a gigantic squirrel tail?

Mmm... I think it would be awkward. Imagine if those stereotypical ghetto transformers were an Escalade and Impala. You'd have to clean up alot of popcorn from all the jaws dropping.

Oh he totes vapes.

but what if it really was peach tea?

Hilary Quinn!

They already conveyed how crazy he was through text, QUITE FUCKING LITERALLY, with all those dumb tattoos on his body and forehead!!!! Seriously! They make exposition seem profound and well executed!

Bet youd love... Robin... Up against it.

This nightwing needs maybe a trench coat, and some blue hair dye, and maybe on the chest it says “MUTHAFUCKA!” instead of the blue bird symbol. Ayer approved! Fuck yeah! Now, you may have him killed just in time for his funeral.

Lips. Nobody's immune to rubber nips!

Whichever isnt the bottom of their respective Dynamic Duo is the winner.

Anyone who's Batman and Robin knows how badass Chris O'donell is. It's because his rubber lips are immune to your charms.

Defective Unit detected! Reassigning to labor camp 77g for reconditioning.

and the anti-David Ayer method as well. Thank heavens! Last thing we need is a Capt Marvel with half her face melted off in a fighter jet crash, tribal sleeve tattoos to represent her survival in an uncharted pacific island after crashing, and the sides of her head shaved while the rest is long because “durr hurr it’s…

I’m sure Marvel would grant her access to their digital archive, but very likely that the Director would have specific issues he/she’d want her to focus on.

Kamala Khan is a REALLY new character. So much so, that I was just able to pick up first appearance and debut solo comic issues in the back issues section, and she’s a fan favourite!! Good luck finding even a Miles Morales or Deadpool first appearance in your local comic shop’s back issues.

Tokyo Dwift?

Nic Cage may not make great movies anymore, but one thing he always does no matter how lousy the role is is give it his all.

Watching Leto’s Joker was like watching:

You mean necrotic Ace Ventura?