Christmasman? Hahahaha best autocorrect ever!

#NotMyJoker

*shrug* .... blame Canada?

Kill Sniw so she can get her own resurrection spin off where she goes by her new alter ego: White Canary 3.

“Hello? Ben Affleck? Yes, yes... The Leto is loose and is committing many crimes! Do you.... happen to have Christian Bale’s number?”

Salisa taka! Salisa taka!

Because it was sculpted by an artist, Patricia Picinini, who makes sculptures like these:

Please brie mature about this.

Every food lover should sample Fromunda cheese at some point. I imagine this has a similar smell and taste.

Khaleesi Gangnam Smith already hates your fucking guts, dad! Blastoise TayTay Smith shouldn’t need a reason either!!

Where in the hell is the Darkest Timeline from community!?

Depends on who sits in his second favourite chair. But the movie has already been pre-screened. I’m sure somebody would have taddled that tidbit by now I it were true.

They really, really need to make the script explanation solid for why Vulture is a threat to spidey considering Spidey took down Falcon and Winter Soldier at the same time, and brought down the Giant-man all in a day's work!

Sony: Make this movie for us and we'll give you front row seats to see... Spider-man live in Infinity War!

Ahh the 90s and their big boy crush on uber-masculine men. Thanks, he-man and the homoerotic projections of the universe!! Seriously this peter makes Thor look like Harry Styles.

Man, if they made an adult Spidey movie in the 90s then Casper Van Doen would be frontrunner to play Peter's jaw err I mean his alter ego, Spider-man!

Cue hordes of idiots wasting water when they visit the Hoover Dam.

But between Marvel and DC, who won? (please only answers from people who like both or else you’ll just sound like an unstable, corporate slave/fanboy)

Did you know that you could hire Avicii to perform a full concert for you and 10,000 of your friends for less than that price he's asking? About $10-20,000 less!! Now that's a bargain! Why listen to speculative futurism when you can have the awesomest birthday party evah!!!???

I excelled at high school modern history. Gimme 50 bucks and I’ll give you a better history lesson than this guy, at a thousandth the cost!!