“I spent so much money. So much.”

That lucille bat better be to scale.

I like the energy explanation. Do we want this one to tie into the old one via alternate dimensions? What would be the point? You cant get the original cast to reprise their roles since one is dead and the others look like prunes (except Winston). De aging tech is very expensive and limited still to small scale…

Hey!! The shawarma was classic!! Dont you knock the shawarma. At the very least it's funny. It's an in joke that comes full circle. Zuul pc scene was just dull!

Since they already had the marshmallow man in this movie, they’ll just have to defeat Gozer the old fashioned way: Shooting it in the vagi-nis.

And what a lousy post cred scene. Gather round, children, it's Zuul." How fucking lame was that? That would be like the Avengers gathering around a telescope and mark ruffalo saying "it's thanos, people."

Not sure if amazingly ignorant or troll level over 9000

But you have to admit that it’s genius marketing! Getting people to buy a fancy bottle with the aesthetic that appeals to your tacky teenage self. Does anyone even buy crystal skull for the actual vodka? Nope!

But the ghosts dont look even remotely the same.

Well, now that the Ghostbusters has been released, people need some new casting news to bash!! Thus the cycle continues...

On paper, Alicia vikander seems perfect for Lara croft, but if you’ve seen her naked matchstick body in ex machina, and focused on her face as the only fleshy part in that film, then she she doesnt soot the film. She has the face of a 10 year old haydnen Christensen. I know I’m being harsh, but this is Hollywood…

I’m still surprised at how colourful the armour is.

Separate art from artist! Moore is an atrocious human being. It’s no coincidence he has such a poor relationship with almost everyone and every company he’s every worked with. Stop generating this man! He's a brilliant writer, and his works will most certainly be timeless classics, but this guy is so fucken weird and…

And just like with J J Abrams, yet another director who has never made a great film is at the helm of what could be another overhyped, over marketed average-ass film. Lord and Miller HAVE made great films, but they are stuck doing the least exciting star wars yet: Han solo. Blech!! God knows who this Rian Johnson guy…

What an odd line: " Edwards directs intelligent suspense really smartly." I'd point out the irony, but I could use the giggle.

I think the next Godzilla needs to stomp as far away from Gareth as much as possible. The last Godzilla was sorely lacking, overly dark, with few interesting characters (inc the muto monsters). For once, I’m opting for a dim-as-rocks director like Michael Bay to at least make an explosive popcorn fest of a film…

Doing whatever it takes to shorten those films so, cumulatively, they can use all that extra time to squeeze in another screening. Typical Hollywood exec bullshit!

“Nah get outta he’s! Scram! Cancha see we'e closed, kid?"

“it's brilliant" - j j abrams

The Rise of the Jedi