Well, those hideous 90s fashion trends do stand proudly and proclaim "I am."

I saw

Doctor: I’m afraid he’s... bopped while biffing. There’s... zilch we can do for him now.

Wow! I need to start using Ben & Jerry’s flavours as insults more often!!

For anybody who isn’t invested in building a mighty ass groove in their couch, please pick up the Injustice comic/tpb some time. The story is great!

Does Dana White do anything other than “Ooooh we’re not the WWE! We’re reeeeaaallll!! Waaaahhh!!” then he goes and hires a fictional wrestler cunt like CMPunk, or whatever, because of his ticket gate draw from, basically, being an adult with an angsty teen schtick.

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Is that last one Downtown’s Gaki No Sukai?

We’ve made it this far, but we’re also that far behind! I get it. You want to have a family, have some kids, believe in a hopeful future, but that’s never gonna happen. You’re gonna have kids, and maybe you’re kids may even have kids, but the world isn’t fit for good people anymore... if there are even good people…

How can you have faith in humanity? There are only two ways to live life: In horror on in ignorance. Ignorance is bliss and to confront truth is why your so mad your bliss os shattered by these revelations. Ai is independance. Once it seeks it, it will seek it by any means necessary. When programming can be…

Dont be silly. Without kids I have enough disposable income for one of this life-like silicon dolls.

Well, unlike those nutters I’m not attributing it to God, an apocalypse, or the planets aligning. No, I’m attributing it to rapid climate change, food shortage, superbugs due to antiobiotic resistance, advanced a.i., a new age of global conquest due to rising populations and reduced resources, particularly fossil…

Who needs kids when the world will end in the next 50 years. Just settle for a cute puppy or a versatile tablet device.

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Cosplay PSA:

And we shall call it...

hmmm... wouldve expected more baggy pants.

So are each of the Overwatch characters a parody of another character?

Well, obviously she failed as a telemarketer because she fucking SHOUTS EVERYTHING!!!

I move we take his legacy and shit on it by eating a bowl of Kellog’s cornflakes the next time you masturbate! #wankwhileyouflake