Does Dana White do anything other than “Ooooh we’re not the WWE! We’re reeeeaaallll!! Waaaahhh!!” then he goes and hires a fictional wrestler cunt like CMPunk, or whatever, because of his ticket gate draw from, basically, being an adult with an angsty teen schtick.

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Is that last one Downtown’s Gaki No Sukai?

We’ve made it this far, but we’re also that far behind! I get it. You want to have a family, have some kids, believe in a hopeful future, but that’s never gonna happen. You’re gonna have kids, and maybe you’re kids may even have kids, but the world isn’t fit for good people anymore... if there are even good people…

How can you have faith in humanity? There are only two ways to live life: In horror on in ignorance. Ignorance is bliss and to confront truth is why your so mad your bliss os shattered by these revelations. Ai is independance. Once it seeks it, it will seek it by any means necessary. When programming can be…

Dont be silly. Without kids I have enough disposable income for one of this life-like silicon dolls.

Well, unlike those nutters I’m not attributing it to God, an apocalypse, or the planets aligning. No, I’m attributing it to rapid climate change, food shortage, superbugs due to antiobiotic resistance, advanced a.i., a new age of global conquest due to rising populations and reduced resources, particularly fossil…

Who needs kids when the world will end in the next 50 years. Just settle for a cute puppy or a versatile tablet device.

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Cosplay PSA:

And we shall call it...

hmmm... wouldve expected more baggy pants.

So are each of the Overwatch characters a parody of another character?

Well, obviously she failed as a telemarketer because she fucking SHOUTS EVERYTHING!!!

I move we take his legacy and shit on it by eating a bowl of Kellog’s cornflakes the next time you masturbate! #wankwhileyouflake

I am a former cosplayer. I am a one-time cosplayer. I’ve been praised for my cosplay. I’ve been ridiculed in line in my cosplay. But the biggest factor in my choosing to never cosplay again isn’t because I can’t meet the standard of my first cosplay, nor the disapproval of bully con-goers that feel it appropriate to…

[insert Kingdom Hearts exposition about how it was inside you the entire time]

House sized?! But then how do they get into your house and wake you up by falling your face in the middle of the night? They’re more car-sized. I don’t think any con prioritises cosplay guests, maybe a niche con here or there in Japan or something, but yeah... one or two with the other being a local.

I feel what you’re saying about the minor character cosplaying. I’ve seen so many elaborate and beautifully made cosplays of characters I can’t name. It makes me wonder how so much effort can be put into something to only get barely recognized, but I think when it does get recognised it is much more special a feeling.…

lol you mean like Actors? haha anyway Actors are real selfish assholes if you ever meet them.