Part of the serum included brand loyalty.

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Is he riding a pinball machine?

Look at what the Buck is driving

but... but... Captain America was MADE BY A GERMAN!!!

Hi. I’m Wonder Woman. And when my Invisible Jet doesn’t serve a small pack of approximately 7 assorted nuts, ... I fly Turkish Airlines.

The bold, sleek styling is all like kakow, but the vibranium weave and dual vibra-envorced claw set are all like kaKOW!!

Infiniti G35 Vaydor. I want it to race Tony Stark’s Acura NSX Concept:

Guaranteed to boost her mana.

Oh fond memories. Here it is if you’d like to relive it one last time...

Dr Pepper presents Jason, you love anything that sends you a paycheck.

Suuuuuuure you aren’t. And that “Bashing fictional vehicles is fun, especially iconic ones!” quip is clearly posturing as a front to cover your butthurtness. Your truck is just a truck and even a few police cars can knock that thing off the road. Hell, even a set of standard spikestrips will decommission that thing.…

But impact resistant glass negates these clearly visible steel shutters you have on the windscreen. Not only do they obstruct vision, but they’re this insurance in the event of “ok, maybe the glass isn’t that damage resistant.” Jason, you’re bashing the most iconic fictional vehicle of all Tim to advertise some…

Inertia from the heavier tip as it's being reeled back, can go past the laucher and smash the windscreen before the full length of the rope is retracted. Happens with tape measures, no elasticity involved.

The tumbler is the best. Lamborghini tank, baby. Peace and love!

His excuse was it was too big, yet he has this design that could latch onto things with a hood mounted harpoon without the concern of said harpoon potentiallyflinging back and smashing that strip of exposed windscreen.

Only the villains from the 1966 Adam west batman series would ever feel dignified attacking that monstrosity.

All that armour and one has bat to snap off all three of those antennae/satellite with your bare hands. And are this bulbed headlights? Wow.

*in narrator’s voice* " and it looks like Kaiju X was.... It cannot be!..... Racer X this entire time?! Dundundunduuuun! Tune in next week on... Pacific Rim!