lol that first row of concept Victorias look like Emma Watson.

let’s play spot the:

but singing praise to games that haven’t been released is game journalism in a nutshell.

All the weapons are the same and NOBODY gives a fuck about hoth outfits!! GIVE US NEW CHARACTERS, EA, YAH FUCKEN RIPOFF BASTARDS!!!

Look at these fuckers:

RIP Bowie.

Did she have to be an asian woman? What’s next? Teaching a black person the joys of other foods other than chicken and watermelon? Will it star Conan, Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg? Still a good bit, but Cube is a better comedian than Hart.

“I got your monument right here, Jedi! *cough* *cough*”

I guess it was an easier list to make than 2014’s ehh-let’s-just-go-with-shadows-of-mordor list that everyone was making. Witcher 3 and Bloodborne were the best of this year.

but isn’t batman THE hi tech knight?

Bah! Toss that Clara Minifig into the incinerator! I want an Amy Minifig!!

Something oddly sexual about this

BIRR BIRR BIGGIT! BIRR BIRR BIGGIT!! BIGGIT!

And Rey looks nothing like Rey. Now if you want an Infinity that’s the spitting image of it’s representing character:

The level of die-down from all the Star Wars: The Force Awakens hype tells me it isn’t the epic fantasy adventure everyone was hoping it would be. It’s still the first weekend, but the ratings have noticeably dropped on IMDB, Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes. The Simpsons Movie and Avengers: Age of Ultron all had the…

2014 and 2015 were both shitty years for gaming.

you’re welcome.