Summons knight of the round.

Who knew Jessie would be hot? I think this is the most detail she's ever had since two beady dot eyes on a polygon head in 1997. You missed out, cloud. You missed out.

then call him mannequin Skywalker because... Y’know... He has the acting range of a stiff mannequin. Or wooden Christensen. I dunno. But don’t bring 11 yr old academy award winner Anna pacquin into this.

is that supposed to be a jab at anakin/mannequin/hayden christensen’s acting, because Anna paquin won an acting Oscar when she was just a child. The total opposite of Hayden Christensen.

Anna paquin Skywalker?

Cinnamon Bun!

until we can actually battle deathclaws with spells and swords, all of these shared-universe claims mean absolutely NOTHING!!

so it’s like ea games, except when you purchase the remaining half of the game, it comes with toys. Man, star wars battlefront was the biggest RIPOFF of 2015.

that space is reserved for all the tears shed at the cost of playing a generic puzzle game with character's you're familiar with.

this was just on tv in Australia and, having seen it as a kid in 1997, it’s surprisingly more entertaining and thought provoking as an adult. You can see the humour, the bad acting, the parody of sensationalised militarism. The action scenes were great, though, and I’m really surprised the cgi was that good for the…

Awww, man! Why doesn’t Australia get any of this cool shit?

Macguyver can kill a Deathclaw with 2 paperclips, duct tape and a rusty tin can.

Grant Imahara’s Glenn cosplay would’ve been sooo perfect for this! Scientist? REALLY!? It feels like too much of the stereotypical smart asian trope while the rest are all combat-ready. Yes, he’s smart, but he’s probably used more firearms and explosives than any of these other cosplayers. Get your shit together, Z…

hmmm... but at least you get a collectible toy out of it which, by the way, has a lot of resale value due to the collectibility of LEGO. With DLC it’s completely virtual, non-transferable as it’s not a physical object that can be resold EVEN if you resell the game. Not sure as to the resale value of skylanders toys,…

And Clara gets cocky as shit.

the stories were really good. Were. No

Actually, dlc happened way before skylanders did. Now I just buy games from the preowned bin at 12 bucks a critically acclaimed classic. Suck it greedy developers.

$8 will buy you a brick and a stud at today's LEGO prices.

Novelty hats! Get yer Novelty hats! They have a spooky axe in ‘em! Only $12.99! Your vist to the Lizzie Borden house is complete without a Novelty hat!