Han, Mebooky.

I'd rather him be golfing than actively trying to fuck the country over.

If I was Bartman, I'd tell the Cubs to cram it with walnuts, and then sell tickets to Cubs fans so they can line up and kiss his ring.

"There’s no bigger douchebag than the one who plucks away for hours before leaving with not a dime spent."

My two cents:

The dialog is really bad in the first one. Heinous. I didn't notice it when I was six, but now, it's hard to listen to the actors doing their best not to trip over those clunky lines.

Small victories, huh?

I worked with a guy who was in one of those commercials (the one with the orange car that only has half of it showing). When I asked how he got to be in it, he said, "I did a casting call."

People still give a shit about what Ann Coulter has to say?

Holy lens flares.

There is no ending. It's all a loop, man.

Timely!

Wait, is that a Bloom County reference?

People should definitely freak out about this. Mass suicide level freak out.

Bolt Clamskull!

I'm starting to think this Trump guy might not be completely on the level…

Shocked! I am shocked!

To be fair, that joke was around a lot longer before Chevy Chase said it.

I blame Trump.

Pod People ftw