You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

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McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

Finally iPhone users will experience the joy Android users have had for years.
*set down phone*

Bonus round! The White Sox care so much about Puerto Rico that they think it’s Cuba:

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

We get it. You use an Android phone.

Coach, a lot of people like winning football teams, can you tell ND fans why you’ve decided not to produce one?

If Molly here wants to learn how to let something slide, she need only look to JoePa.

Duh. That’s why you go at night.

Lets just ignore every meteorologist

I’ll die as I lived — wildly swinging a crowbar.

Nothing to see here. Getting kicked to the other coast is just Manifest Destiny.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Lol googled “alexa jones” to see what other people thought about this...not quite what I was expecting

Yeah, but for some reason my local grocery keeps not having the coffee I like on the shelf. What am I supposed to do, drink other coffee? Am I a savage? No, I am not.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

I don’t know that this article establishes clearly:

If he ages a ton he might actually sound like he’s over 12 by the end of his term, though.

So, wait? It can melt steel beams?