You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

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McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

Bonus round! The White Sox care so much about Puerto Rico that they think it’s Cuba:

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Coach, a lot of people like winning football teams, can you tell ND fans why you’ve decided not to produce one?

If Molly here wants to learn how to let something slide, she need only look to JoePa.

I’ll die as I lived — wildly swinging a crowbar.

Nothing to see here. Getting kicked to the other coast is just Manifest Destiny.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

I don’t know that this article establishes clearly:

The problem was deregulation without adequate antitrust protections. The solution isn’t to abandon the airline industry altogether. Without heavy subsidies, even regional high speed rail in the US is a challenge.

I’m sure he partially chose Michigan for its superior educational offerings, as they are known to have one of the best General Studies programs in the country!

She’s trying so hard to make excuses for him supporting trump.

The thing is... when Bannister missed the record, he could try again in a week or so. These guys are basically out of commission for months if they don’t make it.

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”