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I think you mean “Grimey”, don’t you?

And this guy was a fucking replacement for somebody, good lord. NBC: a proverbial factory of mediocre white hosts!!

Holy sh!t, nothing says it better than this. This the problem with ALL “lift all boats” economic promises (aka bullsh!t):

But if I ever wanted to know what happens to a dream deferred...

Prince shaded a LOT of people, haha, so the answer to the headline would be an unequivocal “yes”. That’s part of what made him awesome. As a native Minnesotan, I’ve seen him shade local musicians, his own bands (Revolution, NPG, you name it), professionals, stars...I mean EVERYONE. That’s part of what made him dope:

You seem to be very, very upset. When I close my eyes, I can smell the salt in your white tears through my computer screen.

One million percent this.

Ben Shapiro = the most recent offspring from the mantle of William F. Buckley. Also known as: the latest idiot in a long, Long, LONG line of idiots.

Stick to sports!!!

Hey, I agree! That makes sense! But small town Louisiana?? It’s like the illustrator thinks the price in Brooklyn is the same all over the country (and assumedly from a few years ago), lol...

Gas is $3.79?? In Louisiana???? That’s the real horror story, here!

I think you meant Kyle Orton, my good man, not Kyle “Pro” Boller (what a goddamn hilarious nickname, in retrospect).

#notallratscowsandmosquitos

Any Real Housewives show has 1000% more realistic drama then The Newsroom. I mean...watch that clip, go back and watch an episode. It is not “okay” or “meh”; that show really, really sucks.

Exactly. This show SUCKS. If we can’t even make fun of The Newsroom, then the terrorists have already won.

I mean...Team Blue are still professional basketball players. It’s not like Team USA was going up against a college team or the AND1 crew. Those dudes are definitely able to ball and must be relishing the opportunity a lot more than Team USA.

Jaysus...

While I agree with most of your point (about mascots and their names), surprisingly, the term “Indian” is actually NOT offensive to many indigenous people. I was very surprised by this, mainly for the rationale you mentioned (Columbus - “We’ve landed in the West Indies!”).

Why everyone is freaking out about this is strange. This happens literally ALL the time. Hotels/Meeting Space sign a contract for a date, then walk a group at the last minute. This happens to weddings, meetings, tables at a convention, etc.