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Holy sh!t. So if a celebrity has a ‘sponsored coming out’ (“I want to just say that this is my true self...just like Crest White Strips are revealing my true teeth.”), no one is allowed to poke fun at or even mildly question the motivation behind the article.

So the Terrorists have already won. Great job, Obama!!

For REAL. If the first instinct you have as a parent when your kid starts crying is to double-down on the reason they are crying...wtf....

Only fair!!

I believe for every clove of garlic, it’s a quarter teaspoon. I like garlic so if it’s a sauce, for example, i put in a tablespoon. 

True, and that’s why this is likely empty saber-rattling. It certainly seems like this is becoming a “Wag the Dog” scenario. This will become some huge military “problem” (seriously, bomb Iran because of two OIL TANKERS??) that Trump has to solve, to distract from the fact that when it comes to foreign policy, Trump

True. The main reason she asks is the plotline of BOTW. I mean the game plays up for the entirety of the game (through collectible flashbacks, mind you) the fact that Zelda has to find her “inner power” to defeat Calamity Ganon. My daughter is mainly looking at it from the story, haha.

Of course, just as soon as they release one.

My 7 year old daughter, who LOVES this game, keeps asking why Zelda doesn’t have a game of her own. It would be perfect.

Those are all good points, I forgot it could very well have been pre-production. Hard to say how cray someone could be during a table read, but I wouldn’t be shocked.

They’re not just “Baked Beans”, though. To be considered a “true” English/Irish breakfast, they have to be Heinz 57 Baked Beans. I have had hangover mornings with some Brits that flat out refuse to eat any egg dishes without them, and specifically Heinz 57 beans because of the tomato sauce. They would gag at the

Hey Tonja! Could you please help me with one section of this article? (I am not sure if you can since you are quoting a source, but...)

This is 100% on the money. Sony can either do Azure or AWS, and I am sure Microsoft is making it worth their while to choose Azure.

...I wash my chicken, with lime, lemon, or vinegar

The majority of everything you said misses the point entirely. Oxycontin’s 12 hr release period was intended for cancer patients. CANCER. Like terminal Stage IV end-of-life cancer. Not for temporary pain, as horrible as it was/is for you, the drug was simply never intended for that.

You’re just wrong, bud. It’s cool. Stop making it a thing. 

Yup!

“[Her] mouth continues to serve double duty as the gun manufacturing industry’s anus...”

typo in endpoint (you have it as endpint)

I think Getty got their caption wrong. That looks like Inspectah Deck, not RZA.