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Ah, yes. So nothing to do with the story, everything to do with your white fragility. got it.

The VF article states it was his daughter’s favorite song so I’ll give his overuse of it a pass. Explains a lot.

Now the whole Trump thing makes sense. He was looking for a pardon?

FTFY

Kyle Rittenhouse. 17. Illinois.

He’s headed to the Hall of Fame of Mental Gymnastics.

There’s no dried fruit in soda bread. Especially brown bread like this.

As he liked to be called. 

That is how he liked to be called, if I remember correctly...

can i have this pencil? can lenny have it? 

As he liked to be called.

Your Magnum Opus. The Simpsons had an episode entitled Homer’s Enemy in which a man named Frank Grimes looks at Homer skating through life, doing less than the bare minimum at work and as a parent and somehow being rewarded for this. Grimes has the perfect response to Homer’s good life “If you were in any other

Sorry you didnt get that promotion, bud. Keep yer chin up

Who needs to worry about fires when you’re providing so many white tears?

“asked the jury pool ... whether they believed people who told racist jokes and sent racist memes were racist”

It was a mediocre show that tried to be important, which I think is why it got as much hate. As opposed to something like Ballers, which is mediocre and seems completely aware of this fact.

I mean...Team Blue are still professional basketball players. It’s not like Team USA was going up against a college team or the AND1 crew. Those dudes are definitely able to ball and must be relishing the opportunity a lot more than Team USA.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

That was so cringy! My heart is breaking for that little boy. In that moment, he was scared and his dad was too much of a douche to let it go. That whiteness comes through deep...

When your toddler has to be the one to tell you the difference between right and wrong it’s time to seriously reevaluate your life.