They’re probably a bunch of reptilians who don’t need side view mirrors because their eyes can pivot to extreme angles and independent of one another! I call conspiracy!!!

Tesla has apparently started to move away from side view mirrors

This is still alive and well on other cars from all over the world in other countries, but it is still very common in Europe. I have spent many hours behind the wheel of a Kia Ce’ed with mirrors like this. And god damn I hate it. I don’t mind the smaller size mirror, but the forced blind spot mirror is torture to…

Insert obligatory Ferrari joke here. Like this-

Is it too late for COTD on this one?

Aww. We BFFs now

So sorry I didn’t investigate your previous posts, none of which I’ve ever seen, and proceed to extrapolate a quantifiable percentage of shit talk/favorable speech on this particular topic. I’ll try harder next time.

THAT’S FUCKING REALLY GOD DAMN NEAT-O, YOU SUMBITCH

Something tells me that you may have a slight bias towards Tesla.

How very Trumpy of him.

It feels like the futuristic cars coming out are actually ending up pretty much the way they were predicted to be way back when. You know, the styles and ideas we used to laugh at and think were stupid. It’s come around full circle.

That’s the most annoying engine sound on earth

Kristen, you’re loaded... could you spot me? I’m good for it, I swear.

I hate you. I hate this comment. Here’s your star. Now go away.

And here we have a writer who knows how to tackle the hard issues in the single best way possible.

Another awesome idea is to stop thinking that a tweet is going to save the world. A tweet is only as good as the tangible, real world, first hand action to back it up.

This is a perfect example of how fucking pathetic this whole thing is. “Oh, you stop things from happening? Well, it’s your job title, so you need to do more. This isn’t enough.”

You know what’s really strange? I think about this a lot. It’s one of those things in life where it’s not this huge, life changing paradigm, but you can’t help but go back to it over and over again. I constantly think about this guy and how he represents a growing number of small minded, thick headed, room temperature…

Dude... you rule.

It makes me so proud that law enforcement turns to us Jalops for help in situations like this. It’s just so awesome.