Someone is cutting onions again. This is so awkward.

Holy shit. I had no idea that Alfa owners were such intolerable pricks. Jesus Christ! Seriously... I feel the need to flip them off every time I see them now. It’s like what would happen if the most smug Prius owners decided that Italian performance was as important as reducing emissions.

YES!!! This is exactly what Jalopnik needs

Top notch article, Ryan. Very well done.

I think you’d love my blue, Sandy VAG.

(I’m dead serious when I say that my car would be pretty much perfect for a race car. Just don’t rely on things like airbags working or the half of the engine that is now missing to get you anywhere)

My friend, do I ever have the fucking car for you... like Audis?

My Audi was a title washed flood car. It was a miserable experience and I am only now, hopefully, with any luck, going to get it out of my hair once and for all.

Because Audi.

I can understand where you’re coming from, but please take this into consideration-

If you were doing your job and someone started yelling at you and recording you while in your face, wouldn’t you be a little unnerved?

Yeah, and doesn’t an AC service call for WOT? I’m currently so mad with a dealership that I want to throw spitballs of lava and acid, but I think this is maybe being a little blown out of proportion.

I’ve been through this twice. It’s really strange, because everybody seems to have a different experience. All I can say for sure is that it’s a horrible feeling

Misery plane made me giggle

The Rav4 is just trying to assert its dominance. It’s so cute.

I bought a car while extremely drunk once. And it somehow ended up being the most reliable 4 wheeled thing of all time

Yeah, I’ve looked up the details on shylo57 and she’s your typical self righteous apologist. Her blog is painful to read and she seems to think that she holds sway and power, but she doesn’t. She also seems to be pretty open about her lust for wine, so... you know. There’s that.

Don’t even bother. Shylo57 is a clown police apologist who would defend a cop shooting a kitten in the face, claiming that the kitten was totally going to trigger the officer’s allergies. This person is a perfect example of the shit people have to deal with when trying to hold police accountable.

I fully expected some idiot asshole such as yourself to swoop in with assumptions and self righteousness, claims of expertise, and all around stupidity. And here you are. You’re late, by the way.

And you have no idea how much I wish I was making this up. This isn’t something I’m particularly happy about. At least firefighters and EMTs are great with kids. They really helped my kids understand the animation behind the scenes of first responders. Just not so much on the side of the police.