God... this happened to me a few years back and it still haunts me. Mine was, of course, way more violent and it created WAY more damage. Just please clean your cars of now and ice, people! PLEASE!!!

I spent so much time on websites like cars.com looking for that perfect Eclipse GSX or 3000GT. Ah, yes... the good ol’ days. Back when Mitsubishi wasn’t the Dollar General of the car industry.

I’m still really surprised by this. I would have been willing to bet money that Atlanta was not a city with any kind of consistent snowy weather

Yeah. I got it. It was pretty lame.

I honestly had no idea it ever snowed there

It... what? It snows in Atlanta? I can’t brain right now. Seriously? Meanwhile, up north in Ohio, we have barely seen anything and I’m bored. Atlanta? No. Broke brain.

Just turn on the vacuum cleaner when having a private conversation. Simple.

Updating with bullittls7's post about the Infiniti M30.

This is the closest yet

Mirrors and tail lights don’t match up at all

Thank you for agreeing with me. I think these two pieces are very important and I’m not seeing much focus on them

I had one of those and I can rule that out right away. I wish it was, though, because I have one of those headlights just sitting in my garage. I could get the measurements for it and we’d have our wheelbase

I agree on the hatchback part, but I can’t think of which Audi that would belong to. I think it’s a VW, just need to figure out which

Ok... here is what I am attempting with this-

If someone could have just made sure that my expensive package didn’t have gaping holes in it during the last mile, that would have been awesome. It’s hard to tell Amazon that your package which was delivered “by Amazon” is missing an entire product and has an entire side cut out of the box.

I’m not sure this counts since it’s intentionally ridiculous, but it’s a good one either way

“Name of the highway? It can’t be that annOHMYGODKILLITWITHFIRE”

I will stab anyone who converts that 4 light display to the boring as hell 2 light display right in the neck. Some people just don’t respect the better cars such as these.

Yup. I love the idea of isolating them. They’re putting everyone around them at risk out of selfishness, so they need to be sent somewhere where they can only hurt themselves. Let the rest of society with common sense move forward.