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The Audi Of Broken Dreams
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I read this again today because of the pilot that lost her mind on the intercom and it is still a great read. I’m very glad you made it out ok, I’m glad the guy was taken in, and I am very impressed at Mike’s reassurance skills. He did a very good job at finding ways to let you know that you’d be ok. That was really

Mother of christ...

I once had an old guy wearing a beret and driving a Prius rage on me for flashing my lights at him for doing 45 in the passing lane in a 65 and blocking traffic. That was funny.

I hated... and still hate... the fact that it ever got to this problem, but I put a number of gun company stickers on my car and, almost overnight, people have stopped trying to antagonize me.

And to be clear, there is absolutely NOTHING funny about the story I linked to. It’s fucking tragic and there is so much wrong with it.

The driver in the Camry is a real dick. And I had a good laugh when he hit the rail. But the driver in the story I’m linking to may be the biggest dick on the road.

DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT?! I’LL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW

You win the internet. Not only did you speak the truth, but you actually went with the single greatest wagon style of all time. You, sir, are a winner. A gentleman and a scholar.

Stereotypically offensive or offensively stereotypical?

This. Is going to be. Fucking. AWESOME.

Says the jackass who goes by the name of heroin as a handle... that tells me all I need to know about you.

All the assholes trying to talk shit about the guy because of his weight... screw you. You do not know what he has going on, and you do not know him. Stop judging others you don’t know. Dickheads.

I can already smell the Facebook comments in response to this headline. You’re writing about cars and car related things, and that is going to make people irrationally angry. It will be hilarious.

Was it 3 passengers plus the driver or the driver and 2 passengers? But either way, fuck this guy. There’s showing people your cool car, and then there is just being a pompous dick.

Yeah, pretty much this.

There is a lot more to this case and the others filed against him than are talked about here. The guy has done more than “just” sexually harassing one woman. Realistically, if you are the kind of asshole that finds it acceptable to sexually abuse others, you should be able to lose everything. But they made an example

This guy is a sleezy piece of walking shit. Fuck this guy.

In a kinda/sorta related topic... imagine a next generation A-10. God damn that would be hot.

Who’s cutting onions? I said no onions. Someone is definitely cutting onions right now.

Things just got a whole hell of a lot weirder.