I can’t be the only one that thought of this

I knew somebody who once hit a light pole like this. He said that it broke and flew in the air so effortlessly that he couldn’t believe it. Then he had to pay a shitton of money to replace it. But yeah, they are designed to break and fly in the air so as to avoid what would be the same as hitting a tree.

I got used to it and actually grew to really appreciate it. But man, it was always so much fun to watch visitors dive for safety when a plane would do a low flyover. And after a while, the planes all began flying much higher than they did when we first moved in, so the noise was easier to work with

You know what’s really disrespectful? Lines of 727s (pre-hush kit) flying just 30 seconds apart of one another, about 150 feet above your house, from 12am to 6am. Those things sucked.

That’s absurd. When I was a kid, we moved to a house that ended up being directly under an ultra-busy flight path for planes landing at an ultra-busy airport. We just dealt with it. I could always tell a 727 was on the way, because holy shit those things are loud, so I just patiently waited for it to pass over (low…

That’s exactly the kind of thing I’d expect a nuked hamster to say. So typical.

No. This is the opposite of that mentality. The exact opposite. It’s the people that did nothing but complain about Gawker users.

I have energy. I have the best energy. Every time I do something, my friends call me and say “Thanks for doing what nobody else had the energy to do”.

Your lack of proper grammar makes me sad. Sad!

What the fuck is with all the sensitive bags of dicks leaving these kinds of comments lately? It’s Jalopnik... if you’re going to come in here with that kind of attitude, you’re not going to like anything. You probably already hate everything, but just fuck you. You bag of dicks. Great big bag of dicks. That’s you.

So, Kristen... after the little hissy fit someone else is having, just wanted to say thanks for the laugh and the good post. If I didn’t read this, I wouldn’t have known about this. Sad!

Holy fucking hell, man... calm down. Jesus Christ. You’re probably one of the people that constantly laments on Jalopnik’s Facebook page every time something from Foxtrot Alpha is posted or, god fucking forbid, Jalopnik posts what they want to post.

Yeah, except that simply isn’t true. I replied already that I have no issues with keeping the friendship strictly platonic and that I am also capable of finding a romantic partner (was able to, at least. then i got married) without any drama.

For most of my life, my closest friends have been female. I’ve always been able to completely separate sexual and romantic desires from desires of simply being friends. Getting girlfriends was never a problem, but holy shit... the insecurity of some was insane. I couldn’t handle it. Now I’m married and my wife has…

Ok, I was really confused.

Did you really just call me a geezer?

I used an IDP once. Once. I showed it to the police and they thought it was a scam. I was questioned as to why I didn’t just show my license. So I don’t get the IDP anymore.

The Prius tried to sneak up on the Tesla and take it out so it could maintain its dominance, but it got the D instead.

I was going to ask if this could have been a factor and the link you provided points me to yes.

#COTD