THESE ARE FROM 1995 AND 1994 AND THEY’RE CALLED CLASSICS OH DEAR GOD I AM GETTING OLD

What about Merkur? What in the hell was Merkur? Write about Merkur next.

Liberal here. You nailed it. Have you ever seen the videos of people juggling hammers and driving nails into the ceiling in the process? That’s you. The blatant and shameless arrogance and unwillingness to not fall into the rut of childish mudslinging was infuriating. I didn’t support Trump one bit. But I also did not…

Vampliers. I wish everyone on earth had a pair of these. There would be so much less violence and hatred.

It was so nice for GM to take and store a photo that describes so perfectly what people mean when they say “malaise” to describe an almost unthinkably boring set of things.

Holy SHIT. A great song from the only Anime I not only didn’t hate, but I actually really liked. Thanks for the throwback, man!

Have you ever laughed so hard that you started dry heaving? I have. Just now.

These aren’t so much “spooky” as they are “What in the actual fuck”

Is it ok for me to imagine you saying that in the voice of that guy from Office Space?

I too hail from the great state of Ohio and I have absolutely been threatened for driving imports. Even for driving a fucking American made car. Some people enjoy threatening people in German cars, others live to threaten those in Japanese cars, and there are even some- yes, currently in Ohio- that want to beat you up…

I do. It’s fun. Get the stick out of your ass and give it a try sometime.

This is one of the better articles in a while. Just an awesome write up and great pictures and you even managed to keep the “KEEP IT CAR RELATED” jerks at bay by throwing in a picture and mention of a Bentley.

Yes... these are a must. They’ve saved me a few times while driving abroad. But I once saw someone actually manage to manually engage their hazards while smashing on the brake pedal. That took talent.

“Just look at them shoot like a scared squirrel off the deck of the new Ford-class carrier.”

This is fucking stupid. Here we have someone who is stating that they are confused by something which is, to be honest, confusing, and they’re getting shit on because of it. There was no hatred, bigotry, or anything detractive in this post. Yet it’s all on OP to get everything right and OP is NOT ALLOWED to have an…

“It’s an indicator that I’m going in my life where I want to go. I’m setting goals for myself and I’m meeting them”

If I have a Jello Picnic vinyl sticker made and sent to you, will you display it on the rear glass where Doug had his ITT Tech or whatever it was sticker?

That guy doesn’t even NEED to talk. His face says so much more than human words ever could. I keep watching this with their faces blocked and his expressions are simply poetic genius.

I could not imagine the sort of carnage a mid-engine Mustang would inflict on unsuspecting Cars and Coffee crowds.

“We’re gonna watch somebody get murdered!” - Fellow motorist.