Stop alienating your staunchest supporters and readers. Stop being so thin skinned. And listen to what the people that read your material have to say. Blocking people out for whatever absurd reasons your guys have gives the sensation of a sinking ship, and scrambling to pick up a new writer after one of your best…

Did someone say something about a Lada? These beauties are ready for the taking. Though I never see anyone buying them.

I don’t understand. I was greenlit for comments after waiting for over a year, toiling endlessly to please the Jalopnik comment gods in a way which would allow me to post comments without the need for censorship, also in a way which was highly supportive of the ideology of Jalopnik and its umbrella parent company. I…

Then why do you still come here, much less take enough time to have an account with which to comment? There are tons of websites out there I find to be painfully obnoxious. So I just don’t go to them. As such, I am able to avoid commenting.

“GAH YOUR OPINIONS DO NOT LINE UP WITH MINE AND THAT SCARES ME OH DEAR GOD WHY IS THE FREE PRESS ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPION”

Inflation is a bummer

I still can't wrap my head around 2.6 seconds. That just almost impossible

I'm always confused... You say this has been reliable, but I've always been of the impression the Meecedes is one of the most unreliable cars on the road.

I'll give this a shot.

I don’t take this article as proposing the need for sympathy, just stating that this car is not simple in any way. In fact, next time your Fusion needs a new door handle, you could stand there in the service department and pull a Nelson styled “Haha!” At the Fors GT owner who just needs a damn some light but has to…

The Armenians were probably met with equal amounts of regard in the Turkish revolution.

So it's ok that civilians died because they are of a religion you don't like and all Muslims scare you. Got it. You sure seem like a well rounded, educated man.

After seeing [innocent, unarmed] civilians being murdered on live TV, are your pro-coup sentiments still the same?

That’s wonderful.

Binali Yildirim has officially announced this as a military coup

This is genuinely scary

And idiot assholes like you are the mirror image of the liberals you speak of. You bitch, whine, moan, and complain just like they do, only in a different voice. You accomplish nothing except making everything much more complicated. You throw fuel on an already raging fire. You do it because you want to look and sound…

“unless “consuming an entire bottle of liquor and popping a few Ambien” is considered treatment. (It’s not.)“

“And I’d prefer you act like an adult and stop making baseless insults, but I guess that’s too much to ask...”

Precisely! I’m actually shocked that there isn’t already a native Jalopnik app (something really basic, but just focused on Jalopnik), so something like this would really be great. Of course, it would have to be Jalopnik On The Go! to avoid any silly trademark lawsuits, but holy shit I’d buy the fuck out of that app