Not off us, but definitely off the hardcore insurance advertising that would no doubt be needed because we’d all be rubbernecking on the freeway and clicking away, then running straight into things. Allstate alone would bring in $20, maybe $25.

Dude, this is one of those million dollar ideas. Make this happen. a Jalopnik Go app would be the best thing of all time.

Ouch...

It’s nothing but bad news with Tesla lately, and that is such a shame. Are these really what they seem to be, or are they just growing pangs?

This is awesome

He tries to be nice and it only makes it worse :-(

oh my god........ you are dumber than i thought....................................

You do the leg work. I went back and found the post that started everything. You’re really not doing well here, Roger. At all. Seriously. I mean it... this is getting kind of sad. Own up to your stupid fucking mistakes and act like a man. Stop trying to be this hardass. Because you’re not. Just own up and grow up. Act…

And you’re still a pussy and an idiot. Because you took a joke the wrong way and acted like a total dick. You are a fucking hypocritical sack of walking shit.

Yeah. I did. You are going to deny that too. Ok. Cool.

Calling everyone little man also doesn’t help much. You’re really digging a deeper hole here, but you’re too oblivious to see it.

You know... you and I have had disagreements in the past. But I must thank you for saying that, because this guy loves to start shit with people and then back out. Then he acts like nothing ever happened and tries to look like a cool guy by saying shit like that. He does it all the time and it’s so fucking obnoxious.…

Reminder- you lost your shit and acted like a complete jackass. You couldn’t see the joke. I also followed up with the fact that I am an Ohioan and you didn’t have the balls to reply. So, you lied, you went and started calling names, you missed a painfully obvious joke, and you were a coward when called out. And hey,…

You want me to remind you of the time you did exactly that? You went on a very immature tirade on a JOKE and backed out like a pussy when called out on it. Now you’re trying to take what I am saying to you and flip it around and say it back to me like you are making some clever remark. Are you really that pathetic?…

And also- why were you so keen to flip your shit about my Ohio joke... and you really did fucking lose it... but when anyone else calls you out like you tried to do to me, they are the ones that need to get help? You’re not only very unintelligent, immature, and full of shit, but you’re also a raging hypocrite.

And you made my point for me. Again- you need to act your age. Seriously.

Yeah, that isn’t really anything I am too concerned about. I’m not running a popularity contest right now, and I sure as hell don’t care what you think. But after your little hissy fit about my Ohio joke (which, in retrospect, got a ton of stars... ironic) and subsequently discovering that you lie about almost…

Oh wow, how edgy.

This asshat was many miles away from his house. I think he is of the impression that the road that leads to the street which leads to his driveway is, by default, his driveway. Fuck this guy.

First- I love your user name so much I can hardly fucking stand it. Truth.