And this is why Elon Musk is among humanity’s greatest members of all time. He changes the world in new, radical, previously unthinkable ways. And then he is able to keep himself so in touch with reality that he can have a sense of humor like this. This man is one that will never fade into the pages of history’s lost…

What does she say at ~1:29? It sounds like the n word. But I am stupid and can’t hear well, so I’m wondering if anyone else can make it out.

I don’t at all agree with this statement, but it gave me a good laugh. Good day to you, fellow human.

This is the most unprofessional news crew I’ve ever heard.

Ninjas in the desert

You think I didn’t try that? Why the fuck else would I have gone off the road? I did all I could to avoid hitting him, which included heavy braking and swerving. Anything less and he would have been a puddle of blood on the freeway.

Is this why so many motorcyclists act like invincible cocks in traffic? Guys on bikes have a terrible image, and shit like this is why.

Standing up. So what, you wanna fight about it?

I bought a motherfucking, god damn, SON OF A BITCH piece of shit flood car that was a title wash. I realized something was awry when I found fucking sand in places sand would never, ever, ever go. Like the gauge cluster. And roof lining. The deeper I dug, the more fucking sand I found. The dealership paid someone a…

This is actually a somewhat serious question and I would love if anyone could reply...

This is actually a somewhat serious question and I would love if anyone could reply...

That was incredible. A good way to hone your skills.

Holy fucking ground clearance, Bat Man! And they omitted the standard dual role speedometer (mph/kmh) for one that goes to 280. What a turd.

Then that reduces the awkwardness of explaining to your boss why you’re quitting to write for a website... that’s a plus.

People think he’s such a dick because “she just asked him to do what he did in that show”.............. if you did one thing and people thought it was funny, clever, and witty to say the same fucking thing to you every single god damn day for the rest of your life, you’d get annoyed too. Can’t say I blame the guy.

This is seriously such a good idea that I am sad at the fact that it does not yet exist. Comment of the day nomination for this one, AND C62030 should be head investigator. Have a job already? Good! Just quit and get to work at your new job!

I wonder if he knows that Rolls Royce Motor Cars and Rolls Royce Holdings have nothing to do with one another?

“While it’s getting toward the end of its run”

What are those things at 0:42? Is that to simulate taking fire or what is happening?

“My car doesn’t need winter tires because it has 4WD”