Do you ever say anything happy?

Also- No. I won’t pay you. You made a bet. You said “I am willing to bet”... name the stakes. Then lose the bet.

What the fuck is a diapper? But you seem very caught up on everything about the criminals and not the crime. These guys stole a shit ton of guns and destroyed a privately owned, small business. Isn’t that something to pay more attention to than looking at their asses? Because that’s just weird.

Then go find them and come back with the results, Detective Skippy.

This made me laugh a little too loud

(sorry about the double post)

What kind of plane does Jalopnik have?

What kind of plane does Jalopnik have?

For as much as I dislike NASCAR, and for as little as I cared about what happened in it, the death of a driver is always a tragedy. And this death was certainly a massive blow for a lot of people. Respect must be given. But the great thing about this horrible accident (look for the positives in a terrible situation;…

Fuck, man. I’ve had a really shitty night tonight (not this shitty, but kind of close) and I know that feeling of just watching things go straight to hell and people just being like “Alright, well. Take care!”, then everybody laughs at you.

Nope. That’s all you, buddy. Just think of the Jalopnik articles you could make, though.

Yes, they are very common

That is actually a good question. It’s very possible, but possibly one best left without a name for the time being. But one thing I can assure you of is the fact that concussions DO leave long lasting issues that are difficult to deal with at times. But, again, best not to speculate on this particular situation.

I can’t be alone in feeling this.

That’s ok. I am awful at absolutely everything, so I understand.

Anyone else notice how the guy in the back seat was a complete knob who probably couldn’t throw a punch hard enough to hurt a kitten and the passenger only emphatically validated whatever the driver said? Just kind of like “YEAH! Whatever the fuck he just said, yeah!”

Sorry for what? You haven’t done anything. Anyone attempting to justify any single thing from the guys in the truck is immediately a dumb asshole and can eat shit.

He didn’t “bang on his window pretty hard”... he knocked so the sound could be heard over the screaming and double digit IQ response. I knocked on someone’s window one time to ask them an innocuous question and the idiot got out and tried to fight me. He said I was trying to bust his window out. I knocked to ask him…

Not a huge fan of most cops, but this guy is a breath of fresh air. He showed humility, he accepted responsibility, he didn’t attempt to flex at all (which is usually the case), he listened, he didn’t back talk... give this guy a high five if you see him. He acted like a professional and I respect him for it. The lady…

This is actually really cool until you realize fuck this guy, because this isn’t GTA and that isn’t a BF Injection. Hearing the charges filed against him is going to be a good time.