Not the Golden Globes, but here's a red carpet shot with Laura making a great face:

anyone else click thinking it was going to be a gallery of all Laura Dern's Globes looks ever?

Texas also gave us Molly Ivins (RIP). She cancels out an awful lot of stupid.

ahem. there are two divisions of cool rock star.

Image via Terry Fucking Richardson

Time for a musical interlude:

It'd be great if people could do that, but so many people have kids bc they're trying to make a mini replica of themselves, live through childhood again, or psychically work out their own failures through the kid. Many parents are treating their kids like shit for life bc the kid decided to be their own person, & had…

We're always left in the dark...I mean not getting the light of day... I mean... damn we can't even have our own turns of phrase!!

Ann Coulter is NOT a cunt. She lacks the depth and warmth.

As a rape survivor:

Also included are some depressing quotes from Gérard Araud, French Ambassador to the U.S. (who, Osnos noted, has become one of Power's "closest collaborators"):

Yeah, how could he know? Poor boy must have been living in a vacuum. /s

oh snap! i got a mazda miata!! sweet, i actually just bought a 2014 mazda 3. wouldve considered the new miata, like the way it looks too. cool story bro

National Domestic Violence Hotline

Thank you for writing this Rebecca. Purm was also a badass feminist and loved Jezebel.

Nope. She is definitely saying "Fuckin' hell."