I actually have a tattoo here, just above my pubic bone/hairline, a circle, 3" diameter, mostly black. It indeed hurt like hell while getting it done, as if the tattoo artist was rubbing glass shards into my skin. But I didn't pass out. And I went back a few months later to have it filled it more so that the black… Read more
During the year and a half wild ride post divorce, I used to ask the fellas I fancied if they wanted to come over to my house to smoke pot and make out. It never failed. Even the guy who didn't smoke was down for making out.
Can't take credit. My best friend tipped me to it a few years ago when I really, really needed help. So please, take it and run with it!
Much to my chagrin, I've had the same problem with Rand Paul for a while now. I keep reminding myself of his reprehensible positions to counteract the attraction. It's the political version of imagining an inappropriate crush pooping.
I too have a 2014 Mazda3 and I love it. Comfortable, drives well, GREAT gas mileage. No complaints.
How did the fire start? Who (or what) was in the closet?
My dad and I boogied to this:
I waited on her and some friends a number of years ago (she was in NOLA working on a movie; maybe the one with James Gandolfini). There were five of them, all giggly and goofy and comfortable with each other, going outside to smoke in the break between courses. All in all, very pleasant folks, just a bunch of kids on… Read more
My old college roommate's impression of Billy Bragg (which has stuck with me for 20+ years): "Capitalism sucks! Buy my records!"
Why did the picture change?
Granola is typically made from oats.
"Monkey bar dating." Perfect expression for this.
I worked in a restaurant in New Orleans and once caught a patron pissing in the sink. A lady patron. And yes, funny you should ask, it was during Mardi Gras.
double take: fuck CNN