Thank goodness somebody made this about Boston.  Good job.

“We’re working too,” Iacuzzi’s pal James Amaral said. “My man had to run across three lanes of traffic.”

Mugging victim: It was a hot dog sandwich.

Local governance in America is weird.

You know, at this point the circle beard is a red flag of itself.

At what point do you think he got concerned that he’s actually been diagnosed with a terminal illness and this was all an elaborate ruse to make his wish of hitting a MLB Home Run come true?

Getting two extra bases because somebody else doesn’t know what’s going on is great in baseball. It’s not so good in any other context.

Giving the Orioles a 4-0 lead!

Fuck it, just trade him to the Patriots for a conditional 2023 6th round pick and get it over with.

Hot take, but they are right to ban this kind of play. With the targeting rules as they are in the NCAA, players are (as they should be) gun-shy about clobbering a dude just standing there defenseless. Hell, it might even be a personal foul even if it’s a live play -- the refs could just say he had given himself up.

Creating a rule that’s never needed but closes a fun loophole is basically the mission statement of the NCAA.

While we’re piling on, those polo shirts are terrible. Taggart seems to be a pretty in-shape dude, but that shirt makes him look like he’s got saggy tits and a potbelly.

If there ever was a case against preseason rankings, FSU ‘18 is it.

The fall of the traditional “Florida Powerhouses” is at hand.

How is Ben Shapiro a fascist? How is he a racist? I thought attacking people for different opinions and trying to silence debate was fascism?

Yep, and on points 2 and 3, that’s not because the stadium is old, obsolete, and falling apart (it’s not), it’s because it was designed that way. This is exactly how Jack Kent Cooke wanted things. A giant stadium to cram in those seasons ticket holders, and remote enough that people would have no choice but to pay…

Former Skins season ticket holder:

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Let’s all make an uninformed opinion on an event we have zero knowledge of and assume the big bad man who is on the other side of the political spectrum from us did this thing he is accused of from decades ago!!!