A simple hat ban made by a bunch of white dudes 200 years ago

It’s very amusing to see Splinter shit all over Florida for being terrible at democracy when Splinter has got to the point where only about 10 commenters are left out of the greys.

MLB teams scored an average of 4.17 runs per game this season. That stat illustrates just how good deGrom was and just how much the Mets sucked ass, in equal measure.

See, and if he’d done that in the nine losses, and in a few of the no-decisions, he’d have my vote!

He did actually win two of his games where he did drive in either the only runs or most of the Mets runs.

Honestly, 20-6 if the Mets managed 2 runs per start is more incredible to me. That’s basically doing two positive things in an inning for less than a third of the game! If they could capitalize on ONE bad pitch in a game, the game would basically be a lock, and these assholes couldn’t even manage that!

Well, look...he plays in the NL, right? And he pitched in at least 6 innings in all 9 of his losses.

30-0 if the Mets had managed 4 runs per start

Baseball did have something like this back in the 1990's. The Cubs signed a fan, Henry Rowengartner, and it was a lot of fun to follow! He had his struggles at first, especially playing alongside his hero Chet “Rocket” Steadman, but he settled in and became a key player in their postseason run. He even struck out…

How’s Torts going this semester?

Technically it’s battery, but yes

I’m rarely a fan of escalating on-court shenanigans into actual courts, but that’s assault.

No one has employed the Triple Narwhal gambit since Alexander Alekhine’s legendary self-inflicted goring in a match against José Raúl Capablanca at the 1907 Reykjavik Open.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

You’ve heard of Twitter.

Yeah, there is something to be said about not apologizing if, say, the jokes were about his political agenda.

For the actual reason why maybe Davidson felt the need to apologize, refer to what he said three seconds after the porno hitman comment: “I’m sorry, I know he lost his eye in war, or whatever.” It was the dismissive “or whatever” that put this shit in the same league (if clearly not the same ballpark) as “I prefer…

At the club I belonged to in South Carolina, my buddy and I had a standing tee time every Saturday and Sunday morning at 7:30 (the first tee time of the day), and we were placing our order for breakfast (biscuits and gravy) at huddle house by 9:30am. Carts, decent golfers (both sub 10 handicaps), and it’s an activity,…

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.