I’m sure the family of the people he killed would be satisfied with a PSA about texting and driving.

When it comes to prison conditions they’re just reflecting the apathy the citizens of the country as a whole display because, since most of them will never find themselves in prison, why should they care?

Am I missing the “congratulations” somewhere? Because to me, that tweet looks like "reporting".

Making $3,450 is a phenomenal reason to stop being a Knicks fan. 

And appropos of your being bad at understanding how politics works in the real world, you really got the screen name reference wrong, too. Try movies, you might eventually get there.

Jeezus fecking christ on a crutch.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THEM. REMEMBER THE TITANS. 

In 2000 I had legitimately forgotten the existence of this team until I was reminded by the movie Castaway. 

That was more disturbing to me than the guy who jerked off at Arby’s.

And that’s what this guy ADMITS to.

Deadspin needs to dig a little deeper into this guy who bought three J.P. Losman jerseys. Jesus christ

We go to the game Sunday. I’m drinking airplane bottles of whatever I can find. I find my seat in the stadium, watch the kickoff, then wake up with 4 minutes left in the fourth quarter.

facility

Temple.

The phrase of my generation.

Yeah, I read that line and thought “if you’re using the Klobb, you’re losing with the Klobb”.

Looked down upon.  Nice.  

“Due to his short height, he cannot be hit by the normal auto-aim gunfire (which simply shoots above his head). Instead the other player must stop moving to use the precise aim crosshairs to aim downward and deliberately at him. Because of this, Oddjob gives his user an unfair advantage and his use is often looked…

I just may. As many of you know, I am a massive Giants homer. So I’ve done one for my team as well. Now keep in mind when I copied and pasted these comments into a word doc, I removed all pictures and the names of the people writing in. The Cowboys doc was 11 pages, doublespaced. The Giants was 9. Look at the…

He raps like Yoda and he talks like Wayne