Yep.

Israelis live under Israeli civil law.

the exchange rate for Thoughts and Prayers is supposed to be on the rise....

Right now, there are dozens of people with signs, outside the house of 14-year old Bobby Smith, who has personally killed MILLIONS of babies nearly every day before school, while his mother wonders why he takes so long to shower.

I have a zookeeper friend who refers to them as “land piranhas.”

We should give concealed guns to gun adept kayakers with military or special training experience - only the best. We will have no more otter attacks, I guarantee you.

Koalas, man. They’ll give you the clam and never even call.

I work in a municipally owned building, and when it first opened, within days we had our first complaint about our (fully accessible) elevators, because the voice that tells you what floor you are approaching (“Second floor, going up”) is a female voice. A computerized female voice. Not even a real person.

Feature, not a bug.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

Shit, for a million dollars, my husband would be mad if I didn’t cheat on him.

And you don’t have to worry your money will suddenly run off with the bank account they knew in high school who they’re “just friends” with.

My boyfriend once asked me “Would you cheat on me for a million dollars?”

“Chobani” just always sounds to me like something yelled at a cab driver between “HEY” and “I’M WALKIN’ HERE”.

It’s kind of a sunk-cost fallacy of a profession too: it’s so expensive to go to med school and do a residency that it’s not an easy job to bail on once you’re past pre-med. And lots of doctors who aren’t working exclusively with hospitals and try to run a practice don’t have the business/paperwork skills to handle…

The assholes in medicine are drawn by the power and prestige, not the money. If you’re looking to get rich, there are paths that are easier and more lucrative.

In 2010, the HPV vaccine wasn’t yet commonly suggested for boys because the CDC didn’t begin to recommend its use in males until late 2011. It is now recommended for both boys and girls at or prior to the onset of puberty because it’s been shown to be as effective for males as it is for females.

So your daughter doesn’t need an HPV vaccine and the suggestion is offensive and implying that she’s a sex deviant, but your son does need it and that doesn’t make him a sex deviant?

My husband’s cousin’s daughter looked like Antonin Scalia when she was an infant. Not a cute Super Court justice, not a cute baby.