theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle

No. There were Rey action figures in the first series of both the 6" and 3.75" The Force Awakens waves (with her face uncovered). She wasn’t short packed either.

The problem wasn’t that Hasbro wasn’t making Rey figures, it’s that stores couldn’t keep Rey on shelves. In my area, Rey was initially a peg warmer and Kylo

If you loathe the 0.01%, the too big to fail banks, wall street, and the rest of that circle and the wealth inequality and more that central banking backing up fractional reserve banking drives then you should be on Andrew Jackson’s side. 

Damn, I can’t believe Big Banking somehow got TRICKED into putting their arch-nemesis Andrew Jackson on the $20 all those decades ago.

I completely forgot that Cameron Diaz was married to Benji Madden. And I’m pretty sure that an hour from now I’ll have forgotten again. I love weird celebrity pairings but especially when they’re not shoving it in my face every two damn seconds.

“Folks, I know extortion. I have done all the best extortion. Yuuuuge sums of money extorted.”

I assume the implication is that extortion is?

Let me explain this differently. Alberto - and Cannes’ Thierry Fremaux for that matter - like to have at least one film from Latin America, the Middle East and Asia at the competition or the main sidebar (Orizzonti and Certain Regard respectively) to give the semblance of diversity. Alberto has privately told

Counterpoint - organic chemistry is the best chemistry (because regular chemistry suuuuucks).

I became a scientist because of Laura Dern’s character in Jurassic Park. Elbow-deep in poop every day! (though thankfully not any more...)

If your response to this article is anything other than a variation of, “that’s dope,” then mind your mother and keep your damn mouth shut since you can’t say nice things.

I was always interested in dinosaurs, but I logically decided (at the wise old age of 13) that it was easier to find people bones than dinosaur bones, so I would instead look into archaeology to satisfy my digging-stuff-up needs.

I was listening to a podcast about a year ago called The X-X-Files and they were commenting on how in the last 20 or so years there was a boom of women going into criminal investigations and forensics and they had a bunch of fan emails from female listeners basically saying “Dana Scully got me interested in being a

You could have stopped after the “I’m probably a terrible fucking person” part. You’re right, you are. Houston is one of the bluest cities in the country and is majority minority.

Yep. Like when the police force in my town brought out their Bearcat in response to a woman who barricaded herself in her house and said she would kill herself. Of course, when she saw the SWAT team and armored vehicles, she did kill herself. Way to de-escalate and protect public safety!

It is if you think the answer to the issue is to permanently adjust your behavior to avoid being victimized. People like to take sexy photos. And they should be able to do so without being shamed and blamed if they’re hacked.

It’s easier to not carry a wallet than to get others to not steal. It’s easier to not drive a car than to get others to not steal. It’s easier to live in a tent with no personal belongings whatsoever than to get others to not steal.

There are risks involved in every little thing we do, but when someone breaks into our

Why not take it a step further? Don’t undress! Shower in a swimsuit! Don’t have naked body! And on the subject of theft, don’t have any money or possessions!! This is wholly unhelpful, victim blaming advice.

Counter-argument: do photograph yourself nude, if you so please.

Stop trying to police women’s choices, their bodies, and their sexualities. No one deserves this. It is literally a fucking crime. But here you are blaming the victim. Shame on you.

I hate to point this out to you, but you are missing the required “Not to blame the victim, but...” that you need before you are allowed to blame the victim.

I waste a lot of my time napping mostly because I just don’t know how to properly do my eyebrows.