I never believed they were a real religion until the child/sexual abuse allegations surfaced.

News like this makes Mike Pence so bereft he reaches across the space between the beds to Mother for comfort. No dirty stuff, as it’s not Saturday night between 9:15 and 9:22 or the handicapped bathroom stall at the Golden Corral.

I wouldn’t worry about it. He isn’t a petty, vindictive man with skin of gossamer or anything.

I can’t believe that he made an apology that was just as offensive as his initial email. I think that we just found Trump’s next Communications Director.

Leann Rimes

Any truth to the rumor that WH staffers have covered up all the mirrors, because Trump keeps on attacking that other president?

The current way is to treat others unfair until all are treated fair.

And? What is your concern here? If the child decides she’s uncomfortable with transition she’ll still have the knowledge of love and support from friends and family she would have had with any other decision. I doubt any parent would be disappointed that their child was not actually trans.

Okay folks so I *know* it’s gonna come up and I’ll just try to get ahead of it here:

A male feminist walks into a bar

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

“What you’re too good for the 4pm early bird senior discount at Denny’s?! Damn gold digger!”

“I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

How could you not remember sending a dick pic unless you do it so much you forget who you sent them to?

Exactly what I came here to comment on...

I am certain I could give a straight up yes or no answer to whether or not I sent a photo of my cock (or Roddy McDowell’s) to anyone that I work with at FOX News.

Nora is awesome and lovely and I want a polar bear but I know it would grow up and eat me because polar bears are godless killing machines but I love her anyway.

I promise there is nothing subtle about your parking your seat on my knees. Especially if you then spend much of the flight hunched forward.

At 6'-6", I notice. No ha.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.