Don’t like the dress code for men? Then try do something about it. Don’t just complain about women objecting to theirs.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I wager that if Salvador Dali died the owner of a small engine repair shop with 250 Lira and a battered Fiat Chroma to his name, no one would be wasting a dime on paternity claims.

McConell: a portrait of the banality of evil.

That’s obscene, and everyone who has to dig into their grocery, etc. budgets to afford a car should get to slap him

I think it’s adorable that he associates owning lots of ridiculous things with having a soul. As if it’s unconscionable he should have to sell something off or budget a bit in order to avoid bankruptcy.

They should just be honest about who these dolls are ‘cause these Kens are not interested in Barbie. They’re obviously living together in some kind of polyamorous relationship and that’s ok.

What gets me is that he doesn’t seem to understand they they’re helping him with his money, he seems to think of them as the money police - the people who are in charge of not letting him have more than he can afford.

It’s pretty clear where his soul went...

“Rob showed up to Chyna’s house and just...didn’t leave.”

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

I honestly don’t know if the money of fame is worth being watched like a hawk 24/7 for absolutely anything you could be crucified for if someone feels self-righteous and wants it enough. The only way to handle that would be to become a complete asshole who doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks and there’s a very thin…

Never got the Chris Pine thing til Wonder Woman (fucking amazing movie). After that, he reminds me of my big toe. I’m gonna bang him on every piece of furniture in my house.

I wonder when we’re finally going to say, as a society, that it’s not acceptable to be assholes to people just because they’re fat. For some reason even the most liberal, social justice warrior types still think it’s funny to make fat jokes, I guess because it’s fat peoples’ “fault” that they’re fat so they deserve to…

Eden Niçoise sounds like a good villain name.

I chose Atlee Caprese! Clearly I am Eden’s older brother, expelled from Yale and now a rich townie with a dark secret! Did I kill a man? Find out in the season premiere!

May Olivier! I think I may genuinely start using this as an alias or pen name.

Henceforth, I should like to be addressed at Attlee Ambrosia. That is all.

So. Good. I am now Eden Caprese!

oooh ooh Can I be Atlee Olivier???