unrelated, but my manperson thinks it’s hilarious that i truly admire and love the lyric “real gs move in silence like lasagna” (and a few other choice lines from 6foot) and always says “that’s why they call it window pain” back to me :)

Aaaaah that window pane line is so fucking bad and it’s all I think about when people say Eminem is the best rapper alive. Also “a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed” makes me wanna send lil Wayne to a health class. http://www.complex.com/music/2016/11/the-21-worst-lines-by-great-rappers/lil-wayne this list…

LOL so true. Like, a non-expired coupon is also not cute?

LOL @ window pane. I use that as an “epitome of bad lyrics” example. Along with “the way that Kathie Lee needed Regis that’s the way I need Jesus.” OMG.

Some of my happiest childhood memories are of playing with rusted out auto parts in an empty field across from my BFFs house. Zero adult supervision, sharp rusty objects, and even, one time, a cache of old playboy magazines that we studied with Talmudic attention. Keep the marsh open.

So guys, here me out here. I know I might be veering into hot take land here. But just hear me out. I’m getting the feeling that Ivanka Trump, just maybe, JUST MAYYYYYYYYY-BE.....is not a very good person. Which when you consider where she came from, that is a truly shocking idea.

I’ve never had a bad onion ring. The ones with identifiable actual rings of onion are, of course, the best. But even those dumped from a freezer bag into the fry basket are good, sauce is nice but not necessary. Onions, batter, spice, what could be better?

Looking at that picture brings painful memories from this monster who strikes in the middle of the night.

When I was 13 I used to have to melt the skin off my own hand with a blowtorch, take a picture on film and get it developed at the drugstore, and then mail copies to all my friends.

I too, am offended. Julius Caesar, whatever his faults, was a man of talent, ability, intelligence, and skill. Trump shares none of these. To portray Caesar as Trump is an insult. 

Marc Anthony, one of Ceasar’s supporters, is played by a Woman. They don’t mention that. or any of the other various things that are ‘not negative’.

First, I hate crowded beaches.

You’re missing the point. I can think the 3rd toe on your left foot is attractive, but forcing you to wear closed toed shoes all the time because I don’t feel like I can control myself around feet is backwards and idiotic.

I made it up (probably? It may be real). Meaning I force my boobs into another’s face and wiggle them around. Boob boxing?

Yup, my husband is one of them--he looked over at my red-welted body and asked, “Do they itch?” Miraculously, he survived!

Shooting a giant gun into a serene natural setting while talking about the importance of protecting life may be the most Republican thing I’ve ever seen. Amazing.

absolutely i would. i cannot wait for our roads to be filled with nothing but self driving vehicles. deaths will go way down and i won’t ever have to fly again. double yay.

A lot of times if you go to a disadvantaged neighborhood, you ask the kids, ‘What do you want to do when you grow up?’ You get about five different answers. But there’s a thousand. We need to show people the other 995 and how you get there.

In another post I offered a simple solution: Make amends by offering a male only double feature: Brokeback Mountain and Beaches.