Can we take a minute and appreciate that we are now up to THREE fucking people who are believably dead shark fuckers? That is a stunning amount of people who we believe would fuck a dead shark.

In a statement released, the tribal chief noted that this pipeline is gonna leak more than a Trump administration.

I was on the Metra last weekend and a lady stepped on with no bra while slinging her labia around her leggings like it was hanging from a meat hook.

How can a venue be called “Rough Trade” and not be a leather bar?

Going forward I’m going to tell everyone to shut the fuck up because I have too low a smoke point.

So, “Fuck you, got mine”. That should be the GOP’s official motto.

Well, because they lived in Russia during the collapse of the Soviet Union and safe contraception (yes even hormonal birth control and condoms) weren’t available for purchase. Actually, even feminine hygiene products, like pads and tampons, weren’t available. Oh while we’re at it, this was the only time Russia had…

People remotely versed with reality mostly get this. When pols say crap like what Labrador did, I always wonder if they’re that out of touch or if they think we’re too ignorant to know they’re full of shit.

Basically it’s become the universal sign for racist, fascist assholes. Personally I prefer this one:

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Don’t they suffer enough?

I will watch all the Thor movies just in case he takes his shirt off. I am not proud, but I am not ashamed.

Before the next time you feel like harping on “uneducated, poor English,” would you like some grammar pointers? Literally every sentence you wrote has a red flag.

I mean, maybe. But writing was something Jo was super passionate about. It just always rubs me the wrong way that people are like “Baer respected her intellect and her desire to write!!” When two years later he was like “yea, the writing thing was cute, but hasn’t it gone on long enough?”

She was very easily forgiven... T’were I Jo, I’d bring it up any chance I had: “oh, you’re going to Paris? DON’T BURN ANY BOOKS WHILE YOU’RE THERE.”

Person 1: “We need a slogan that says that black people are human beings, and do not deserve to be shot dead if they were not presenting a clear and present danger to anyone.”

They started disappearing when the chief admitted that the body cam footage showed cop was a lying liar who lies. I’m sure they are still scouring the internet showing pix that the boy is 6'6 and 300 lbs and could be a body double for Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

The “justification” for an abortion is that the patient wants one, period. Your idea of what the “right reasons” (I can only imagine what those are in your worldview) for an abortion matter not one whit to anyone who is not you. Abortion is often PRECISELY for people who want to correct mistakes made in bed that…

I, for one, am tired of the constant globalist attacks upon my corn chute.

I second the referral to a PT that specializes in pelvic floor therapy - they’ve worked miracles for some of my patients. I’ve also seen some PTs recommend what are basically barbells for the vagina to increase vaginal tone, but they’re surgical grade stainless steel, not porous jade.