That’s what I’d like to see.

Cats will eat a bite of pancake once and act like they liked it, then the next time you offer it to them look at you as if you to say “You don’t expect me to eat that shit, do you?”

Yeah and one is Coffee Poops Brown and the other is Well-Hydrated Pee Yellow. Threat de Toilette indeed!

The distinction so many of the online reactions to the dismissals seem to be missing (and that I’m really glad this article makes note of) is that dismissals of this sort are completely normal for incoming administrations (former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush dismissed similar numbers of US Attorneys),…

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

I’ve been active duty military for ten years (not the Marines). This was an incredibly depressing story to see break today, but what actually gives me some hope is the strong, emphatic push back online from some male Marines that this is not who the Corps should be. People with real influence are starting to speak out…

Tangentially related, I’m still waiting on my check from all the ‘paid protesting’ I’ve been doing. Who the hell do we file our complaints with? Is our Paid Protester HR Department equally fake?

I’m sorry but clearly the cop had no choice.

AlannaofTrebond agrees that it’s really grating to read people talk about themselves in the 3rd person...although she will admit that she always imagines like a grim Ayn Rand reboot of Thomas the Tank engine saying all those things, which does amuse her slightly.

It’d be more efficient to just masturbate at my desk and pass out for fifty-five minutes. Bonus: I’d save money on gas and it’s environmentally responsible.

Lunch was more than two and a half hours late. We were all waiting for Vadim, who stayed in his study, working on the Barbarella script.

Kellyanne Conway:feminism::prosperity gospel:Jesus

This is a laugh riot - which may be a felony, now.

This is one of my favorite responses to the whole celebrities-shouldn’t-talk-about-politics thing:

Remember when you used to be amusing? Pepperidge Farm does.

Stop. You don’t call someone an idiot because you failed to read properly then complain about tone just because you get called out on it.

I feel this.

My sister is and was a shitty sibling to me because of that stupid blood/water saying. Once, she even bragged that she’d never treat her friends the way she treats me.

I’m sorry that you relate! It sucks :(