theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle

Did he not notice that almost every single other man who has the job seems to age before the nation’s eyes? Obama looked like he put on a good 15 years in 8 - and W. didn’t fair much better. How did he miss that?

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

Republicans who say “Trump is POTUS, just give him a chance”....you do realize that your horrid treatment of Obama is recorded by video and the Internet, right?

We are looking at this rationally. We are readying an article about how teachers and scientists thinking letting someone with no experience in education buy her way into the highest educational position in the country is a fucking terrible idea. We don’t need to give her a chance. We don’t need her. We need someone

no but it sez in the Bible thou shalt not email without a government approved email address. right after the passage about how someone else having an abortion is discriminating against my right to discriminate against them. its from the book of Frank. or something. maybe i saw it on tee vee. i can’t remember anymore.

Your fear-mongering will not shame me into admitting that actions have consequences.

The New Yorker just had a podcast on this topic! Hospitalist was another type of physician that was mentioned where a good chunk of the doctors doing that job are in the US on a visa.

Have SO MUCH FUN. Seriously.

British person here. We are pretty much rubbing our hands together with glee at the prospect of a Trump visit. Every comedy show is endlessly mocking him and even the newscasters are saying things like”we tried to find someone who supports Trump but we couldn’t find anyone” (this happened twice just in a week). He is

When Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine are like, “dude...”

I thought I saw Trump this morning out in the neighborhood. When I looked more closely, it was an old rusted tea kettle upon which some shit-eating buzzard had built a nest.

This is why I sleep with a parasitic wasp in each ear. Once that cockroach crawls in, he’s in for a BIG surprise.

Augustin Burrough’s ‘Dry’ was pretty good.

We can always go further north, I hear seal meat is delicious and my husband knows how to build a quinzee - we’ll be fine, totally fine!

“We did not inflict this kind of obstructionism on President Obama,” Sen. Patrick J. Toomey (R-Pa.)

New fusion genre : new mom drug addict memoirs! She’s pretty, blonde, on drugs....AND A MOM 😱

“We took some unprecedented actions today due to the unprecedented obstruction on the part of our colleagues,” Sen. Hatch said in a statement. What does unprecedented mean again?

Depp spent in excess of $75 million to acquire, improve and furnish 14 residences, including ...a fully-functioning horse farm in Kentucky.

Ollie’s headed to the White House. Pussy’s about to grab back.

Yes, they loathe it when we launch our freedoms and liberties into their wedding parties and kill dozens of people, or when we sell our freedoms and liberties to the Saudi government to help them kill civilians in Yemen. Assuming we live through Donald’s presidency, I’m going to be more proactive about holding