I’ve nothing to really substantiate this, but I’ve heard that Pence is actually 4000 cicadas wearing a human suit.

Bullshit.

I keep thinking about the fact that whatever else she did or did not do, however she was or was not blocked from early abortion, if there were or were not constraints, if the pregnancy was or was not viable are all completely irrelevant to the simple fact that a woman thought that shoving a coat hanger up her vagina,…

Same # of abortions per capita occur in countries where abortions are legal and where abortion is illegal. Only difference in # of deaths.

Make America Great With Child Again.

Teen birthrates in the rural areas are noticeably higher.”

I can’t imagine how desperate someone has to be to attempt to abort with a coat hanger. I’ve had uterine and cervical biopsies and they were so so painful. This would be horrific.

Well have fun judging a woman who’s story you know nothing about. I’m gonna go ahead and judge you based on your responses here. Gross.

In my mind the anti-vaxxers usually occupy that space that’s so far left (or so far right) that it’s completely gone around the circle and touched the other side. They’re basically political reavers floating in the outer quadrants. See also: people who homeschool for “spiritual/religious” reasons.

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

I had a weird dream that I let Vladimir Putin grope me, then chloroformed him so that I could go shopping with my mom.

For God’s sake, nooooooo. Republicans did this. Even yelled “You lie!” with Obama during his speeches and they came off as bratty, whiny children.

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.

If you don’t think college educators should have frank and honest discussions with their students that open doors to critical thought and analysis, I suggest you encourage your children not to enroll. I’m sure you can teach them all the bigotry they’ll need at home. My students are thoughtful adults who would…

Students are fearful because in Trump’s plan for his first 100 days he wants to begin removing 2 million illegal immigrants from the country. The kids are fearful that it could be their parents, siblings or themselves.

The plan is a fact and the basis for the fear.

Do you really, truly believe that 80 million people in the U.S. are racist?

“Do you really, truly believe that 80 million people in the U.S. are racist?”

I’m sure there are many different reasons why people voted for Donald Trump, and I’m also sure that Florida has more than 4.61 million racists.

I’m confused, she literally ended the segment by saying “get back to work, especially you, white women...”