A lot of us a really scared and angry right now, and it’s hard not to lash out at random. Try not to take it personally. And thanks for your support.

On behalf of all straight, white men that did not vote Trump, I’m sorry and will do whatever I can to help right the ship for everyone.

I’m ready for Dems in congress to just go full Tea Party. No attempts at governing, just obstruct whatever the opposing party is trying to do and hope you get rewarded come midterms because they’re in charge now and then everything can be blamed on the GOP. Why not?

God

but the changes to the smaller one — which is sold mainly in Britain at the discount retailer Poundland

Well then, you can rest easy; the quote is by C.S. Lewis, not Lewis Carroll.

I love how open and loud she is about how creepy the obsession with her having a man and kids is.

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

thats some specifically targeted hate right there, picking on erin moran, our beloved joanie from happy days, as well as her family.

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

The child unemployment rate has skyrocketed under the corrupt Obama administration. Hero Donald J Trump has a plan to put children back to work in 2017.

Full Frontal posted a video of all the ways Samantha Bee has described Trump, she has some really great ones too:

I pray for Trump’s youngest son to discover and endless passion for, but no talent at, thrash metal drumming.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

I think Sarandon is voting with her brain. Too bad her brain is petty and entitled.

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.

“I’ve very excited about because I fucking love Domino’s”

I myself dabble in lesbianism every summer, right around the time the humidity gets high and the hair laying on the back of my neck gets super irritating.