Do you face the possibility of getting shot or killed every day on your job? If not, STFU.

I see that fiscal responsibility is as dear to him as it is most Republicans.

“Suspicion of sleeves” is delightfully Wodehouseian.

I’d love this to be a tandem question for Trump at the last debate: “Mr. Trump, your republican colleagues in state government insist on forcing trans citizens to use the wrong facilities out of a hysterical fear of men in women’s change rooms. And yet you feel entitled to walk into the women’s change room at your…

This stance by Gov. McCrory is wrong and Caitlyn Jenner is still an asshole.

and in particular allowing my son to be a part of it

I heard that too. Like the high level exec who makes 40x what I do? He obviously works 40x as hard. Because that’s a thing.

My entire family has had it with my grandma’s boyfriend. He treats her like shit, and ignores the fact that she’s not in any better shape than he is. She marvels at the fact that my husband and I have a rotating chore schedule. It’s really sad.

Women also don’t negotiate as well as men. These grandmas need to go to back to social security and ask for 20% more. They’ll probably only get 10% but that’s how we even the wage gap.

Not only this, but my widowed grandma has had suitors who are UNAPOLOGETIC moochers. They’re like, “take me to dinner, baby!” And call her to “come over” when they need housework done. She giggles it off and is like, “He was looking for someone to take care of him! Oh well.” Oh well?! Gma, if they’re going to…

no it’s okay. the 18-28-ish year old men on reddit told me that the wage gap doesn’t actually exist and white men just work a lot harder than everyone else.

A place where the water flows like wine!

I clapped like someone put cake in front of me when I saw it.

Here’s compensation- a friend just shared this on FB. Entitled “Trump Cat”

Just a PSA for the night

Hillary has had more intimidating men then Trump try to scare her. This is like, not even bush league. This is crayon and juice box league.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Sorry Pence, this campaign is in it’s 14th month. Too late to abort now.

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

She’s totally Ravenclaw. Slytherin is bad just for the sake of being bad. Ravenclaw has actual *goals*.