I’m beginning to wonder if there’s a hippie child out there who isn’t completely obsessed with sugar................

Anyone who says Heidi Klum isn’t a 10 anymore is right—she’s an F, because she’s broken base-10 and moved us straight to hexidecimal

All I know is, anyone who puts on a scary clown outfit nowadays had some pretty big shoes to fill.

“Here, Bill, have a potato and some whiskey and calm down. Geez, next you’ll want to fight and have 15 kids...”

Wasn’t that interested until I saw Beth Grant was playing Ladybird Johnson

Also bear in mind, none of these ranchers, the Bundy’s included, want to own the BLM maintained land. They just want it returned to local control, i.e., towns and sheriffs.

It’s for all the scary clowns this year.

I bring you, the Ballad of the Malheur ‘Patriots’

That’s great that California passed a law about this, all states should follow suit. People cannot heal after surgery or an emergency or childbirth with the stress of a huge, life ruining, impossible to understand medical bill. I found it very difficult to emotionally handle. I felt very guilty about saddling my…

No no no. I clearly watched Kaine force feed multiple harmonicas to Pence while giving him a death nurple.

I admire your ability to not snooze out before Tim Kaine managed to tell the exact combination of corny dad jokes that summoned up the liberal Cthulhu to the floor in a hail of blood to destroy America. I know I got bored before that.

The rendition of Life on Mars he played on his harmonica moments before was profoundly moving.

My favorite birth billing story is my SIL/BIL. With my niece, they’d met their deductible for the year, so the hospital billed the entire procedure to the new baby and refused any negotiation on the matter.

I think I might be more annoyed by this than I am by the goddamned clowns.

doesn’t she realize, as fans, that we’ll be there? that we’re giving her everything, all that joy can bring, this we swear?

I get what she doesn’t want.
Why doesn’t she tell us what she really wants?

idk, I used to commute in Dayton, Ohio. At least the Chinese army tried to swerve out of the way of the guy blocking the street. In 75 in Dayton, good luck.

It’s Lewy Body Disease/Dementia (LBD)

Aw, thank you. :) The world has enough internet trolls— I reckon there should be more positivity and support in these here parts. I’m just doing my own small part in that. Plus, it’s genuinely fun to root for other people and read about their successes!